November 2011 - Monthly Archive

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here? That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..

05 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now. To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5977

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

04 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Keeper of The Spring

Keeper of the Spring The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a ... read more..

04 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

04 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2910

Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1809

One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5089

Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4663

Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7541

Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4195

Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Motorcycle Dreams

Dream vs. Reality Dream . . . . . Reality . . . . . ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5298

Rappelling Santas

Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark. ... read more..

04 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011

HBTM! Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site. Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-childre... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section! 10% Actual knowledge on the subject. 10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute! 10% I knew I should have re... read more..

03 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..