Monthly Archive

November 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1655

Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1555

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now. To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6106

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

04 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1485

Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

04 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2991

Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1900

One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7338

Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5179

Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4754

Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7636

Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4279

Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

8658

Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7297

Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8376

Motorcycle Dreams

Dream vs. Reality Dream . . . . . Reality . . . . . ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5413

Rappelling Santas

Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark. ... read more..

04 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1521

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011

HBTM! Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site. Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-childre... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3531

The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section! 10% Actual knowledge on the subject. 10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute! 10% I knew I should have re... read more..

03 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2540

I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..

03 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1602

One-liner #0754

"There are two things I hate: Racists and the Portugese."- Dave Cook read more..

03 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1742

Quote #1207

"Actions speak louder then words, So believe what you see and forget what you heard." read more..

03 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2468

Breakfast Choices

Pancakes or French Toast: I waffle.... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7721

Unattended Children

Not many children ran around the building at Open Doors Community Church. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7933

Quit Stealing Our Letters

A sign of desperation. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6020

Post No Bills

Everybody is a comedian. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7240

Error 404 Road Not Found

Transferring Smith and Jenkins from computer crime to traffic was a big mistake. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5448

Do Not Sit On Crocodile

It looks like it is standing room only today. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4479

Beware of Lambs

Vicar Jones was having second thoughts about accepting a rural parish. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5278

Git-R-Done

And all God's cowboys said, "Ay-min!" ... read more..

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1379

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I moved 6 more funny car pictures over to the new Cybersalt site today. Start at "SUV Seizure" and just keep clicking next for as long as you can take it!www.cybersal... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2758

Kleptomania

"If you have kleptomania, don't take anything and call your doctor in the morning." read more..

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