November 2011 - Monthly Archive

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - November 3, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I moved 6 more funny car pictures over to the new Cybersalt site today. Start at "SUV Seizure" and just keep clicking next for as long as you can take it!www.cybersal... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

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Kleptomania

"If you have kleptomania, don't take anything and call your doctor in the morning." read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

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Making Up For Lost Time

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on-time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared, and the... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

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Quote #1206

"In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give, and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

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One-liner #0753

"If aliens saw us picking up after our dogs while walking in the park, who will they think is the dominant species?" read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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SUV Seizure

Crime does pay - it pays Brazos County at least. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Ship's Wheel

To back up, just put the transmission in RRRRRRRRRR. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Custom Pipe

Jerry soon regretted letting his nephew customize his exhaust pipe. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Loaded With Nuts

The way some people load their cars is just nuts. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Car For Sail

Car for sail! Great mileage. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Turkey Buzzard

It was becoming clear to Carol that it was time to buy a new car. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Extended Axle

Frank was a huge Guns N' Roses fan. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Police Car Busseded

Now who's busseded? read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2011

You know when you catch a kid doing something they shouldn't when they think you aren't around? The new video in today's FunBlog proves it happens with cats too. You'll find "Bilingual Cat... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Confirmation Dress

Sherry was confirming her love for her little brother. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Computer Monitor Arch

Oddly, the day Jake was fired was his most creative one. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Ambulance Push

Jamie soon regretted buying such a cheap health plan. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Bus Hand Strap

There's one in every crowd. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Sheep Nose

The Sheep Dogs Union decided to ignore this latest case of Farmer Smith's contracting out. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Bicycle Snow Plow

Bob figured the budget cuts would come to something like this. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Prosperity Gospel Picnic

You might be at a Prosperity Gospel picnic if . . . ... read more..

02 Nov

FunBlog

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Bilingual Cat

This funny cat video shows it's not just kids who misbehave when they think you aren't there. This bilingual cat get's caught in the act of saying things it shouldn't. ... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

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Nephew Caddy

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered the nephew. "Okay,"... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

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Accepting Authority

A woman in a drafting unit was promoted to supervisor and some of the older male workers were having difficulty accepting her authority. While she instructed one such subordinate, he interrupted... read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

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One-liner #0752

"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?" read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

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Quote #1205

"An apology is a good way to have the last word." read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

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Fallen Load Ticket

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, two policemen came by. While one pulled the gentleman over, the secon... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - November 1, 2011

On the Cybersalt site today, I've completed moving all of the funny picture pages from 2007 (the last 20 of them) to the new Cybersalt site. To view them all, simply start at... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

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Rolls-Royce Loaner

When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby parked next to all the fancy new vehicles there. I announced to the other guests that they'd have ... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

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Moment Actions of the Faith

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.... read more..