November 2011 - Monthly Archive

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2074

Hood Full of Pigeons

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4554

Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4159

Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

3077

One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1447

Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

16 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys. You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..

15 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1737

One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

15 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8643

William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation. ... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8642

New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..

15 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2046

Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be dis- pleased and sorry when we commit ... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1830

Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..

15 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8345

Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..

15 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1069

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan. Even after living... read more..

14 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

11616

Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3811

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1839

Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..

14 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1442

One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1217

Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1352

Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1219

Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2401

One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2298

PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..

13 Nov

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1077

Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

12 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1391

Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

12 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2942

One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

12 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2107

Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

12 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8840

Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1437

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers. I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5889

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1960

Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..