December 2011 - Monthly Archive

06 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1320

Quote #1235

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

06 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1094

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2011

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked. Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

05 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

11647

Santa Mohawk

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..

05 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1668

Celebrating The Birth

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal. One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy." "But wher... read more..

05 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1530

One-liner #0781

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." read more..

05 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1385

Quote #1234

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." read more..

05 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1152

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2011

Enjoy today's mailing! Yeah, that's about it for the news today. You can always try herding cats if you like!https://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding OK, now enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1648

One-liner #0780

"Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days." read more..

04 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

7328

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus. 1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the si... read more..

04 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1529

Quote #1233

"God isn't looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people." read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2311

Clean Pun #0026

Santas elves are subordinate clauses. ... read more..

04 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

1448

Mercy for the Humble

God shows mercy to the humble and thirsty. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111204.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1333

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/good-christmas-gifts-cartoon Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

03 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5566

Good Christmas Gifts

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

03 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1352

Quote #1232

"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficulty, and every difficulty has an opportunity."- J. Sidlow Baxter read more..

03 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1759

Charity

Dewey collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Dewey thought for a moment an... read more..

03 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1776

One-liner #0779

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem." read more..

03 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2134

Clean Pun #0025

What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach? He takes an elk-a-seltzer. ... read more..

03 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1080

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2011

Remember that time you were so tired you said you were "Dog tired?" Today's new entry in the FunBlog illustrates just how tired that is.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/dog-tired Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

02 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1301

Quote #1231

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life."- Theodore Roosev read more..

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6040

Gnashing of Teeth

A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could. "Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the sin... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8524

Mouse Trap

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick - I've a bus to catch." "Sorry, ma'am," said the assistant, "we don't sell them that big!"... read more..

02 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2374

Driving Test

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is... read more..

02 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1696

You Stink!

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field g... read more..

02 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1555

One-liner #0778

"Suburbia is where they tear out the trees and name streets after them." read more..

02 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4413

Dog Tired

You know the saying "Dog Tired?" This video is the classic demonstration of its origins. ... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2244

Clean Pun #0024

What language does Santa Claus speak? North Polish. ... read more..

02 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1147

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2011

Riding in a car can be exciting sometimes, but for the cat featured in the newest FunBlog entry, riding in a car is absolutely amazing! Check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cats-first-car-r... read more..

01 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1230

Quote #1230

"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they al read more..

01 Dec

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7183

Cadillac 4x4

"But Daddy! Why can't I go out with him? He has such a nice car!" read more..