December 2011 - Monthly Archive

22 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5829

Sugar Angel

She didn't do it - Someone Elf did it. ... read more..

22 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1478

One-liner #0797

" When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate - soup was a nightmare." read more..

22 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6522

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell he... read more..

22 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

553

Hedge Hog Santa

Released for the first time ever: Pictures of Santa's bellybutton lint. ... read more..

22 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5478

Christmas Cake

Every Christmas, composer Giacomo Puccini would have a cake baked for each of his friends. One year, having quarreled with Arturo Toscanini just before Christmas, he tried to cancel the order for the ... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1353

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Congratulations to everyone in the Northern Hemisphere on making it through yesterday, the shortest day of the year. I know that this makes many of you want to sing. ... read more..

21 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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O Holy Nightmare

Sometimes the desire you have to sing outstrips the ability you have to sing. {audio}images/stories/mp3/OHolyNightmare_small.mp3{/audio} ^Click the arrow to play the song. ^ &nb... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4189

Sports Team Names

Top 19 Rejected Names for International Sports Teams 19. Brussels Sprouts 18. Cannes Openers 17. Amsterdam Yankees 16. Vienna Sausages 15. Belgium Waffles 14. Manila Folders 13. Czech Bouncers ... read more..

21 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1464

Quote #1249

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." read more..

Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas

21 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5742

Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas

*Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas* 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subs read more..

21 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1595

One-liner #0796

"I live every day trying to not disappoint the guy who wrote "stay cool" in my jr. high school yearbook." read more..

21 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1370

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2011

It has been a while since I added an inspirational video to the Cybersalt site. I hope you will enjoy "A Social Network Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-social-network-christmas Also, o... read more..

20 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3342

Low Fat Diet Success

My low-fat diet really works! The fat hangs lower every day.... read more..

20 Dec

Videos

Pastor Tim

4865

A Social Network Christmas

Even though today's world is very different from the world Jesus was born into, this video reminds us that mankind has not changed in so many ways. Neither has our need of Him. ... read more..

20 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1352

Quote #1248

"Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." read more..

20 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1613

One-liner #0795

"Thought I'd buy some my wife some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any." read more..

20 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6389

Christmas Shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the ju... read more..

20 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Male vs Female Shopping Map

Reverse results when shopping for a screwdriver at Home Depot. ... read more..

20 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1315

Cybersalt News - December 20, 2011

For a fun musical interlude today, check out the "North Point Christmas iBand" in the funblog today at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/north-point-christmas-iband Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2496

Ambulance Evaluation

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, they questioned the ... read more..

19 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1715

One-liner #0794

"I see you're admiring my striped vest," said no one ever. read more..

19 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1518

Quote #1247

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."- William Wallace read more..

19 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

10641

North Point Christmas iBand

First there was the iPod, then the iPhone and next the iPad. It was only a matter of time until an iBand came along! ... read more..

19 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6986

Christmas Sign

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company. The parishioner told the man on the ... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1342

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2011

I messed up in Saturday's news and gave the wrong link for the picture that shows the difference between men and women shopping. You can find that page at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/male-v... read more..

18 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6174

Christmas Card Blues

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. ... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1418

Quote #1246

"The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century."- William Lyon Phelps read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1600

One-liner #0793

"Be different, conform!" read more..

18 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1399

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. At Christmas, James is Merry even when others are not. In fact, he even likes it that w... read more..

17 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3065

Merry is as Merry Celebrates

Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good ... read more..