December 2011 - Monthly Archive

17 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1245

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."- Arthur Miller read more..

17 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0792

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

17 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Mash-Up

Here is a fun mash up of various Christmas songs performed by "Straight No Chaser" - a male a cappella group from Indiana University. ... read more..

17 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Arm... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2011

The latest addition to the FunBlog is a wonderful musical interlude you shouldn't raise a glass to. You'll find "Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sugar... read more..

16 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1960

One-liner #0791

"Opposites attract, which is why it's horrible to be this handsome." read more..

16 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1244

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."- JohnBurroughs read more..

16 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Downsizing

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp

16 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp

Many musical performances call for a raising of the glass. With this performance of "Sugar Plum Fairy" by P.Tchaikovsky, you should probably just leave the glasses down. ... read more..

16 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 16, 2011

A long time ago, in a land far away, I was the king of the Christmas lights on my street. I'm glad I didn't have to compete against this house.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/christmas-light-show Enj... read more..

15 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Light Show

Years ago, I was the guy that had the neighbors trying to keep up to him in the Christmas light department. Our house, in the co-op we lived in, was decorated with tons of Christmas lights and a... read more..

15 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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A Lot of Money

A lot of money is tainted. It tain't yours and it tain't mine.... read more..

15 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1243

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

15 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1988

One-liner #0790

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

15 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Postage

A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 5... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 15, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota? Wonder no more:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/minnesota-christmas-bible-cartoon... read more..

14 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Minnesota Christmas

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

14 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1242

"Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself."- Antoine de Saint-Exupery read more..

14 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1911

One-liner #0789

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels." read more..

14 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and sa... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2011

I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site. You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/race-rocks-christmas Ther... read more..

14 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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The Happiest Machine

What do you get when you combine Google, a scrap metal magnet and coloured balls? A very happy machine from the 2011 Play File Festival! F5 2011 RE:PLAY Film Festival. Inductance from Ph... read more..

14 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1241

"Life is a long lesson in humility."- James M. Barrie read more..

13 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1976

One-liner #0788

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will." read more..

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas

13 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack 8. Tickets to the ballet 7. An... read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 13, 2011

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually. Find out what stage you are in at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/four-stages... read more..

12 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1240

"'Was Jesus of Nazareth born of a virgin? The answer to that question would define human history." - Larry King read more..

12 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Four Stages

Men, you know it's true! ... read more..

12 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Some Assembly Required Christmas

Another Christmas morning surprise. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

12 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Semi-Pro Baseball

John was never shy about reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "My teammates used to call me James Bond," he was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the op... read more..