December 2011 - Monthly Archive

The Night Before Christmas - Texas Style

12 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

10537

The Night Before Christmas - Texas Style

Twas the night before Christmas, In Texas you know,Way out on the prairie, without any snow. Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you. Not stockings bu... read more..

12 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1829

One-liner #0787

"I enjoy your company most when I am by myself." read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

8578

Race Rocks Christmas

Close to where I live, stands a lighthouse on a group of rocks known as Race Rocks. This lighthouse steers mariners clear of the 8-10 knot (9-12 mph) tide that flows between it and the south coast of ... read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1333

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2011

When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats Enjy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2267

Quote #1239

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."- Charles Darwin read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1922

One-liner #0786

"It's a good thing your car can't travel at the speed of light - your headlights wouldn't work." read more..

11 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

1302

Journeying Forward

God is calling us to something new. It's the journey that brings the healing and blessings that He has in store for us. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111211.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1072

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the first 2 Sundays of Advent (November 27th and December ... read more..

10 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2524

Whatever Happened to Cute?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought ha... read more..

10 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1452

Quote #1238

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."- Henry Ellis read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1654

One-liner #0785

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." read more..

10 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3762

Screaming Cats

Normally, if offered the opportunity to hear some screaming cats I would decline. Who knew just how wrong I could be!? ... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1885

Anything Unrelated

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5970

The ABC Song

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.) Custome... read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1095

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2011

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

08 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5597

Christmas Sheep Help

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2145

German Barber

Q. How should you greet a German barber? A. "Herr Dresser." (Bob Phillips)... read more..

08 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1636

One-liner #0784

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." read more..

08 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5031

Christmas Goober Alternatives

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober *Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone A Goober* - A couple of ... read more..

08 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1524

Quote #1237

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."- Douglas Adams read more..

08 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6155

Tejano Night Before Christmas

The Tejano Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,Some in camisas ... read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1079

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope you are all having a great day. And if you aren't, remember that some days you are the snowman and other days you're the deer.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/... read more..

07 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5410

Dog's Rules For Christmas

Dog's Rules For Christmas 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1749

One-liner #0783

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1381

Quote #1236

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."- Andy Daly read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1025

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2011

How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier? Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for! The results are pretty funny, as you will see in the newest ... read more..