Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
13638

Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7054

Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5494

Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14574

Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8659

Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1549

Quote #1160

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7489

President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1403

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3544

Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1440

Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2298

Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1982

One-liner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4798

A Little Help From a Friend

Sometimes we just need a little help from our friends - or to give them a little help. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3660

Big Rig School Bus Jump

From the same speedway that brought you a school bus jumping over a line of cars, here is a big rig jumping into a school bus! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8383

Eat Mor Chikin

Who said cows are dumb? ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
21854

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19047

Grocery Cart Barbecue Grill

Free barbecue grill at your local grocery store - while supplies last! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13912

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8837

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1690

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1841

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2079

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1096

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
3384

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds,  Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened!  The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1774

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1908

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1534

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2209

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7482

Dog House Rules Progression

1.  Dogs are never permitted in the house.  The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2.  Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..