Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

14092

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9042

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1827

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

29 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1983

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

28 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1232

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

27 Aug

Davis Family News

Pastor Tim

3539

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1744

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened! The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1919

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

25 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1644

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2367

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7701

2 min read

Dog House Rules Progression

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..

25 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7522

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..

25 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6240

Adam's Childhood

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

25 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6662

Train Bring a Friend 2

"Bring-a-Friend Sunday" was more popular than ever at Pastor Tim's Church. read more..

25 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5889

Car Club - Not!

Who needs the club? ... read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1696

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2011

Riddle me this Batman! OK, Batman is not a subscriber of the Cybersalt Digest so let's leave him out. But Tuesday's riddle does have a number of you stumped so here is the answer (with congratulatio... read more..

25 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12799

The Nuns of Gavarone

The Nuns of Gavarone ... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2185

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Karen said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every ma... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3847

2 min read

More Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Lerman's Law of Techno read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2102

One-liner #0703

"I think my smart phone is broken.... I pressed my home button but I'm still at work." read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2812

Stealing Wifi

"If your neighbor asks you if you were stealing his wifi, you may feel like it's an invasion of your piracy." read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1663

Quote #1157

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8918

Giant Badminton Birdy

It Was Dangerous Playing With The Big Kid On The Street. ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7301

Park Sleep

Nobody bothered Laura when she slept at the park. ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19610

Toilet Scooter

Great - one more seat for couples to argue about! ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

20688

Car Bird Poop

I think it is safe to say that the flock gave this year's model two wings down. ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6268

Feel the Burn 2

Feel The Burn ... read more..

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1697

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2011

I've have just finished moving all of my past devotionals from the old site to the new Cybersalt Site. They are in the Cybersalt Shaker area at: www.cybersalt.org/blogs/totally-tim/cybersalt-sh... read more..

23 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1616

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2011

Yesterday's Cybersalt Digest did not go out because of an error between my seat and my keyboard (I set it to go out for the wrong date). Speaking of mistakes - one mistake I did not make was marrying... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1654

Quote #1156

"I am not afraid of the dark - I am afraid of monsters." read more..

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