2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1020

01 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7103

Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5527

Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

14680

Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8692

Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..

01 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1574

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7557

President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1435

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3580

Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1469

Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2331

Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole." read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2019

One-liner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..

31 Aug

Videos

Pastor Tim

4860

A Little Help From a Friend

Sometimes we just need a little help from our friends - or to give them a little help. ... read more..

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3693

Big Rig School Bus Jump

From the same speedway that brought you a school bus jumping over a line of cars, here is a big rig jumping into a school bus! ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8421

Eat Mor Chikin

Who said cows are dumb? ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

22030

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder. read more..

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19091

Grocery Cart Barbecue Grill

Free barbecue grill at your local grocery store - while supplies last! ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13956

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8893

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1718

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

29 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1870

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

29 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2124

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

28 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1125

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

27 Aug

Davis Family News

Pastor Tim

3419

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1627

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened! The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1805

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

25 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1944

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

25 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1558

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2243

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7527

Dog House Rules Progression

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..

25 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7401

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..