Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7371

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6115

Adam's Childhood

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6502

Train Bring a Friend 2

"Bring-a-Friend Sunday" was more popular than ever at Pastor Tim's Church. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5706

Car Club - Not!

Who needs the club? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1528

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2011

Riddle me this Batman! OK, Batman is not a subscriber of the Cybersalt Digest so let's leave him out. But Tuesday's riddle does have a number of you stumped so here is the answer (with congratulatio... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12459

The Nuns of Gavarone

The Nuns of Gavarone ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2016

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Karen said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3660

More Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Lerman's Law of Techno read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1971

One-liner #0703

"I think my smart phone is broken.... I pressed my home button but I'm still at work." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2670

Stealing Wifi

"If your neighbor asks you if you were stealing his wifi, you may feel like it's an invasion of your piracy." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1549

Quote #1157

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8754

Giant Badminton Birdy

It Was Dangerous Playing With The Big Kid On The Street. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7133

Park Sleep

Nobody bothered Laura when she slept at the park. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19242

Toilet Scooter

Great - one more seat for couples to argue about! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
20410

Car Bird Poop

I think it is safe to say that the flock gave this year's model two wings down. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6116

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1540

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2011

I've have just finished moving all of my past devotionals from the old site to the new Cybersalt Site.  They are in the Cybersalt Shaker area at: www.cybersalt.org/blogs/totally-tim/cybersalt-sh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1462

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2011

Yesterday's Cybersalt Digest did not go out because of an error between my seat and my keyboard (I set it to go out for the wrong date). Speaking of mistakes - one mistake I did not make was marrying... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1536

Quote #1156

"I am not afraid of the dark - I am afraid of monsters." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4032

Maturity Under Attack

We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away. Yes... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1853

One-liner #0702

A bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1808

Value For Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1741

Surgeon Book Return

A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books, "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every book." The surgeon... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6213

NASA Funding Solution

Nasa may have found a way to keep the space shuttle program going. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15878

Superman Squirrel

Oh! That's how they jump from branch to branch. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
17202

Cyclops Cindi

Cindi - with an "I" ... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
15691

Grid Game

At first this game looks like it you can only try to find the longest combo by randomly clicking a starting piece, but there is so much more that you can do! For instance, see if you can get all the p... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6278

Cubicle King

George was the king of his cubicle. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5161

Motorcycle Landing

Butch's jump off the ramp was excellent! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1637

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  He has become all thumbs with his new cell phone.  You can read "Finding a Cure for Textaholics" at:www.cybersalt.or... read more..