Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4744

Busy Mom

My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?" My sister, back from college, noticed... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1409

Quote #1155

"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."- Augustine read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2002

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1580

One-liner #0701

"When I was born I was so lazy, my parents had to feed me and dress me and carry me around with them all day." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1936

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any ho read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1387

When We Haven't Changed

Don't be discouraged when you see ways that you haven't changed - even after many years of following Jesus. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110821.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1569

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with last weekend's message and service.  You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/courageous-judgemen... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1456

Quote #1154

"Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest." read more..

God's Penman
3691

Finding a Cure for Textaholics

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.. My wife and I drug our ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11619

The Long Neck Of The Law

The Long Neck Of The Law ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9228

Grizzly Golf

It serves them right after shooting all those birdies and eagles. Thanks to Charles Lindsay for permission to use this photo from his book "Lost Balls" available at www.lostballs.net . ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3624

Leaving the Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2225

Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1756

One-liner #0700

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1948

Rough Childhood

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9666

Reebok Running Shoe Car

If the shoe fits, drive it. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1522

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2011

My apologies to those of you who received doubles of today's Cybersalt Digest.  Some of the initial mails that went out still had yesterday's news instead of today's news. Today's featured page,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4000

Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO's Land Operations/Simulation division. They had been working on some reall... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5875

To Pick Up or Not to Pick up?

Sooooo . . . I shouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates or I should pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5197

Makeup Computer

Jane's heavy use of makeup had become a distraction at work. (See Jane as a little girl here.) read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5879

Makeup Barbie

I think you were right dear. We should have bought little Jane that makeup Barbie set. (See little Jane at work years later.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8068

Lego Volvo Car

Replacement parts are plentiful for the Lego 350. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10196

Crazy Warning Sign

Many men have missed seeing this sign. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2035

Columbus Return

The teacher asked her fifth-grade class, "How was Columbus treated when he returned from his third voyage?" One student said, "Lots of people met him at the pier, and they all had a great time." Ste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1837

One-liner #0699

"If we are to learn anything of value from Star Trek, it's that the universe is filled with vastly different styles of foreheads." - Chris Needles   read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1821

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1582

Quote #1153

"When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer in "Letters and Papers read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1289

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2011

I want you to know that no cats or sharks were hurt in the making of today's new entry in the FunBlog.  No fish were hurt either.https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-shark-attacks-cat Enjoy ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1253

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack."www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-knack Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3366

Run Through the Woods

Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward th... read more..