Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6014

Makeup Barbie

I think you were right dear. We should have bought little Jane that makeup Barbie set. (See little Jane at work years later.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8295

Lego Volvo Car

Replacement parts are plentiful for the Lego 350. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10401

Crazy Warning Sign

Many men have missed seeing this sign. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2191

Columbus Return

The teacher asked her fifth-grade class, "How was Columbus treated when he returned from his third voyage?" One student said, "Lots of people met him at the pier, and they all had a great time." Ste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1971

One-liner #0699

"If we are to learn anything of value from Star Trek, it's that the universe is filled with vastly different styles of foreheads." - Chris Needles   read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1956

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1691

Quote #1153

"When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer in "Letters and Papers read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1289

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2011

I want you to know that no cats or sharks were hurt in the making of today's new entry in the FunBlog.  No fish were hurt either.https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-shark-attacks-cat Enjoy ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1253

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack."www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-knack Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3558

Run Through the Woods

Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward th... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11464

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2404
2 min read

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fi... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7714

An Honest Construction Sign

Here's an honest construction sign. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6904

At the End of Every Rainbow

At the end of every rainbow . . . . ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1891

One-liner #0698

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9465

Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4308

Flying Shark Attacks Cat

Don't feel bad for the cat - I'm sure the fish wasn't enjoying the attention either. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1692

Quote #1152

"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7147

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1510

Quote #1151

"For what is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see?" - Augustine read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
25634
2 min read

You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1813

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is an example off how sometimes you should just pay for delivery.www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-overload Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1690

One-liner #0697

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."- Steven Wright read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5508

The Knack

Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack." ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6996

Dog Baby Lick

Little Jimmy was having a flashback to Great Aunt Edna's yearly visit. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7858

Bus Over

Since changing their bus design, Mercedes had fewer rollovers reported. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8255

Time to Upgrade

Looks like it's time to upgrade your computer! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7811

Temple Union

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10916

Diesel Fried Chicken Sign

For those of you who don't want gas with your chicken. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6677

Snowball Sleepover

Snowball Sleepover Thanks to a visitor who let me know that the above little poem is by the late Shel Silverstein.... read more..