Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

16 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9536

Mermaid Crossing Sign

Every Country Seems To Have It's Own Unique Road Hazards ... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7116

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Horseshoes ... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1824

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the s... read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1880

One-liner #0696

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2456

Invention of Calendar

"Ever since the invention of the calendar man's days have been numbered." read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1584

Quote #1150

"I say that trials and tests locate a person. In other words, they determine where you were spiritually. They reveal the true condition of your heart. How you react under pressure is how the real you read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3773

Seatmate Choice

The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight. "M... read more..

16 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

17715

Deer Hunting

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

16 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

31881

Car Overload

Why saving money on delivery isn't always the best idea. This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials ... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1861

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2011

Does your dog bite? That classic clip is the newest entry in the FunBlog. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/does-your-dog-bite Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3451

Carrier Landings 2

Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the trip back to the USS Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and experience had taught me that even seasone... read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1942

One-liner #0695

I'd like Google Maps a lot more if it were Google Naps.... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2511

Everything I Learned From a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! 4. The grass is green on the other side read more..

15 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1347

Quote #1149

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer."- Albert Camus read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2280

Literature Exam

My son stayed up half the night studying for his English Literature exam. He would drink coffee almost constantly while attempting to read "The Canterbury Tales." I awoke at 4 A.M. an... read more..

15 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3937

Does Your Dog Bite?

What can you say - classic Peter Sellers! ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10741

I've Taken Care Of It

I've taken care of it. ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8288

Water Park Honesty

Honesty In Advertising Here's the slogan of the Tokyo Water Theme Park pictured later on this page. Read it before looking at the picture. "Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can was... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6051

Bomb Squad Practical Joker

Every workplace has a practical joker. ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4903

Useless Invention #3

Useless Invention #3 ... read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1891

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2011

Rev. James Snyder has a new devotional on the Cybersalt Site. Today he writes about a gang he has reluctantly been forced to join. You can read more at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/on-joi... read more..

14 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1974

One-liner #0694

"Today, I diversified my portfolio - I buried half in a Folgers can in the front yard and the rest in a Ziplock out back." read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3825

Shott Versus Nott

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot... read more..

14 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1422

Quote #1148

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."- Helen Keller read more..

14 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4920

Colons

My ten year old daughter asked me what a colon was and I explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then she asked me what a semicolon was... read more..

14 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2097

Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..

14 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1558

Courageous Judgement

The blessed life God calls us to requires courageous living preceded by wholehearted, impartial and discerning judgement. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110814.mp3{/audio} Download {a... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3448

Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to sw... read more..

13 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1847

One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short." read more..

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