2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1110

18 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2284

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fi... read more..

18 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7553

An Honest Construction Sign

Here's an honest construction sign. ... read more..

18 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6793

At the End of Every Rainbow

At the end of every rainbow . . . . ... read more..

18 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1788

One-liner #0698

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower." read more..

18 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9301

Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either. ... read more..

18 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4180

Flying Shark Attacks Cat

Don't feel bad for the cat - I'm sure the fish wasn't enjoying the attention either. ... read more..

18 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1605

Quote #1152

"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn read more..

18 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7030

Mouse Revenge

Mouse Revenge ... read more..

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2966

Mistaken Identity

This year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we have a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They are 6 years old and very, very identical. At the end of each day's schedul... read more..

17 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1423

Quote #1151

"For what is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see?" - Augustine read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

25280

You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only ... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1713

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is an example off how sometimes you should just pay for delivery.www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-overload Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1593

One-liner #0697

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."- Steven Wright read more..

17 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5385

The Knack

Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack." ... read more..

17 Aug

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

6871

Dog Baby Lick

Little Jimmy was having a flashback to Great Aunt Edna's yearly visit. ... read more..

17 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7743

Bus Over

Since changing their bus design, Mercedes had fewer rollovers reported. ... read more..

17 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8134

Time to Upgrade

Looks like it's time to upgrade your computer! ... read more..

17 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7676

Temple Union

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

17 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10758

Diesel Fried Chicken Sign

For those of you who don't want gas with your chicken. ... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6550

Snowball Sleepover

Snowball Sleepover Thanks to a visitor who let me know that the above little poem is by the late Shel Silverstein.... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9408

Mermaid Crossing Sign

Every Country Seems To Have It's Own Unique Road Hazards ... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6991

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Horseshoes ... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1723

Environmental Concerns

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the s... read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1777

One-liner #0696

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2340

Invention of Calendar

"Ever since the invention of the calendar man's days have been numbered." read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1489

Quote #1150

"I say that trials and tests locate a person. In other words, they determine where you were spiritually. They reveal the true condition of your heart. How you react under pressure is how the real you read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3643

Seatmate Choice

The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight. "M... read more..

16 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

17306

Deer Hunting

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

16 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

31644

Car Overload

Why saving money on delivery isn't always the best idea. This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials ... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1766

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2011

Does your dog bite? That classic clip is the newest entry in the FunBlog. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/does-your-dog-bite Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..