2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1140

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3326

Carrier Landings 2

Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the trip back to the USS Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and experience had taught me that even seasone... read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1846

One-liner #0695

I'd like Google Maps a lot more if it were Google Naps.... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2372

Everything I Learned From A Cow

Everything I need to know I learnt from a cow 1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no t... read more..

15 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1259

Quote #1149

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer."- Albert Camus read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2179

Literature Exam

My son stayed up half the night studying for his English Literature exam. He would drink coffee almost constantly while attempting to read "The Canterbury Tales." I awoke at 4 A.M. an... read more..

15 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3818

Does Your Dog Bite?

What can you say - classic Peter Sellers! ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10639

I've Taken Care Of It

I've taken care of it. ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8152

Water Park Honesty

Honesty In Advertising Here's the slogan of the Tokyo Water Theme Park pictured later on this page. Read it before looking at the picture. "Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can was... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5945

Bomb Squad Practical Joker

Every workplace has a practical joker. ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4771

Useless Invention #3

Useless Invention #3 ... read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1787

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2011

Rev. James Snyder has a new devotional on the Cybersalt Site. Today he writes about a gang he has reluctantly been forced to join. You can read more at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/on-joi... read more..

14 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1869

One-liner #0694

"Today, I diversified my portfolio - I buried half in a Folgers can in the front yard and the rest in a Ziplock out back." read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3707

Shott Versus Nott

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot... read more..

14 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1937

Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..

14 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1329

Quote #1148

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."- Helen Keller read more..

14 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4812

Colons

My ten year old daughter asked me what a colon was and I explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then she asked me what a semicolon was... read more..

14 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Courageous Judgement

The blessed life God calls us to requires courageous living preceded by wholehearted, impartial and discerning judgement. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110814.mp3{/audio} Download {a... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1578

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3323

Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to sw... read more..

13 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1748

One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short." read more..

13 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1678

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

13 Aug

God's Penman

3761

On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang

A friend of mine said to me recently, "Old boy, how's it feel to be a member of the Over-the-Hill gang?" I mumbled something as politely as I could, but on the inside, I was a little furious. I may be... read more..

13 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9347

Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..

13 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

11286

Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2797

Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1462

Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon read more..

12 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1737

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

12 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1336

Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4271

Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..

12 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1860

One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..