Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang
God's Penman
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4 min read

On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang

A friend of mine said to me recently, "Old boy, how's it feel to be a member of the Over-the-Hill gang?" I mumbled something as politely as I could, but on the inside, I was a little furious. I may be... read more..
Squid Ink
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..
Jesus is Watching Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..
Space is a Vacuum
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..
Quote #1147
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1547

Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon   read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Quote #1146
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..
Liturgical Response
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..
One-liner #0692
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1954

One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..
Star Cleaning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..
Hard of Hareing
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cotton Candy Dog
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..
I Love My Job
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..
Baby Barbed Wire
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12869

Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..
Cell Phone Flight Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3060

Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..
One-liner #0691
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..
Quote #1145
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..
Useless Invention #2
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..
Useless Invention #1
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..
Trying To Look Busy At Work
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..
Baby Soother 2
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..
Noah's Bees
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2397

Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..
Train Bring a Friend
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..
Summer Camp No
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11981

Summer Camp No

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..
Buffalo Looking Into Car
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..
Two Bendy Clowns in a Box
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Two Bendy Clowns in a Box

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..
Cell Phones In Church Cartoon
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Laws of Household Physics
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..
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