Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

10 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1879

One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1706

Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1734

Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6838

Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

10 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

14566

Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

10 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6767

Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1693

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module. Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3616

Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1874

One-liner #0689

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane." - Unknown flight attendant. read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1792

Quote #1143

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3185

Sermon Rehearsal

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?" read more..

09 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

32493

Queen Elizabeth Has Had Enough

First the paparazzi bothering her grand-kids, then suicide bombers, and now rioters. She's clearly had enough. ... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8933

Hot Playground Equipment Sign

Or Not read more..

09 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

19660

Nursing School Ad

1930's Nursing Opportunity. read more..

09 Aug

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

14026

Elephant Mouth

"Excuse me lady, but you've got a bit of peanut butter on your lip - let me get that for you." read more..

09 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

16835

Tired of Work Sign

Tired of work? read more..

09 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5706

Football is Spreading

Football continues to spread in popularity. read more..

09 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13182

Missile Drop

Here's proof that the military is looking for new ways to drop missiles on the enemy. read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2054

Standard and Poor's

"My own credit ranking is determined by the Poor's division of Standard & Poor's." read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1562

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you can find the magnets and afford the copper pipe, you'll have fun doing this. You will find "Copper Pipe Magnet" at:www.cybersalt.org/funbl... read more..

08 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4849

Summer Babysitter

It's Summer, so keep track of your kids. read more..

08 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7170

Plant Haircut

Technical directors sure have some cool haircuts. ... read more..

08 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3387

Copper Pipe Magnet

This is definitely something I want to try some day - too bad the price of copper is so high! ... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2530

Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3211

Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1918

If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1495

Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

08 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8884

Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1660

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2011

Now that the Cybersalt Digest is running on its new software, each mailing that goes out will now be available in an online archive. This has been a long requested asset for people who missed or... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2455

Planet of the Apes

"Planet of the Apes: I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth." read more..

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