Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1824

One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2038

Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5522

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8669

Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19606

I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12713

Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1550

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2916

Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1720

One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1493

Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1784

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5295

Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7057

Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12123

Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5930

Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2250

Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11775

Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11808

Summer Camp No

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14022

Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5050

Two Bendy Clowns in a Box

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1416

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1935

A Priceless Gift

A Priceless Giftby Helen Steiner Rice Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
15722

Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3026

Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1748

One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1584

Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."   - Lily Tomlin read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1602

Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."   - Bertrand Russell  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6671

Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
14336

Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6620

Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..