Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3478 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2067

Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5554

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8739

Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19706

I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12755

Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1582

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2948

Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1753

One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1516

Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1816

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5331

Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7084

Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12200

Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5964

Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2278

Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11868

Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11855

Summer Camp No

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14072

Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5085

Two Bendy Clowns in a Box

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1444

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1974

A Priceless Gift

A Priceless Giftby Helen Steiner Rice Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
15809

Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3062

Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1778

One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1611

Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."   - Lily Tomlin read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1630

Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."   - Bertrand Russell  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6707

Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
14396

Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6650

Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1581

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..