Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Someone Else's Obituary

Someone Else's Obituary Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. E... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last  edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0689

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane." - Unknown flight attendant. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1143

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sermon Rehearsal

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Queen Elizabeth Has Had Enough

First the paparazzi bothering her grand-kids, then suicide bombers, and now rioters. She's clearly had enough. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Nursing School Ad

1930's Nursing Opportunity. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Mouth

"Excuse me lady, but you've got a bit of peanut butter on your lip - let me get that for you." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Football is Spreading

Football continues to spread in popularity. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Missile Drop

Here's proof that the military is looking for new ways to drop missiles on the enemy. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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Standard and Poor's

"My own credit ranking is determined by the Poor's division of Standard & Poor's." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  If you can find the magnets and afford the copper pipe, you'll have fun doing this.  You will find "Copper Pipe Magnet" at:www.cybersalt.org/funbl... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Summer Babysitter

It's Summer, so keep track of your kids. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plant Haircut

Technical directors sure have some cool haircuts. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Copper Pipe Magnet

This is definitely something I want to try some day - too bad the price of copper is so high! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2391

Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2011

Now that the Cybersalt Digest is running on its new software, each mailing that goes out will now be available in an online archive.  This has been a long requested asset for people who missed or... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2267

Planet of the Apes

"Planet of the Apes: I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1311

Quote #1141

"Any hurt is worth it that puts us on the path of peace, setting us free for the pursuit, in Christ, of eternal life." - Eugene Peterson read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1858

Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.   2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for hap... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has once again been updated with recordings of the messages and services from the last couple of weekends.  You will find them at:ww... read more..