Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
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The Secret to a Great Marriage

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. This week as I pondered our life together it occurred to me, I might be taking some things for... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3885

Spare Change to X Justin Bieber

Someone this funny should be able to find a real job. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1739

Money Isn't Everything

"Money isn't everything - just look at Henry Ford with all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2178

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1809

One-liner #0688

"The easiest way for me to tell if people are really listening to me is if they roll their eyes." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3567

Cheap Suit

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained. "That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0223

A man walks into Doctor’s and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7191

Secret Nuclear Bunker

I think the secret is out. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4567

Coffee Hertz

At last! A computer peripheral with the worker in mind. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
10156

Elephant Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16100

Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1380

Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
34382

Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light.  You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1736

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3671

Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1631

One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
7421

Bring Your Child Horses

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1139

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
10960

Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3127

Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stock Boy

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3258

Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2746

Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1447

One-liner #0686

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1340

Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1643

Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0222

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..