2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1230

06 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3921

Spare Change to X Justin Bieber

Someone this funny should be able to find a real job. ... read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1771

Money Isn't Everything

"Money isn't everything - just look at Henry Ford with all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!" read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more he boaste... read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1840

One-liner #0688

"The easiest way for me to tell if people are really listening to me is if they roll their eyes." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3597

Cheap Suit

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained. "That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2469

Clean Pun #0223

A man walks into Doctor’s and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... read more..

06 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7231

Secret Nuclear Bunker

I think the secret is out. read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4605

Coffee Hertz

At last! A computer peripheral with the worker in mind. read more..

06 Aug

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

10195

Elephant Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?" read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16176

Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1402

Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

34467

Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1316

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light. You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1772

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3705

Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1661

One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..

05 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

7474

Bring Your Child Horses

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1451

Quote #1139

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

05 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

11026

Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3155

Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7993

Hamster Burn

Feel The Burn read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5068

Stock Boy

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..

Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

05 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3291

Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1292

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2780

Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..

04 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1476

One-liner #0686

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1371

Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1672

Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..