Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2564

Breakdown Pun24

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right i... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2501

Budget

I've been working on my budget. Line one is my fixed expenses, line two is my fixed income and the difference is the fix I'm in.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2063

2 min read

Buffalo 1

Back in the 1960s, one animal rights group was outraged that open season had been declared on the great American buffalo to help thin the herd in and near some of our national parks. They began herdin... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3343

Bug Pun 2

One night, as Al was watching TV, the doorbell rang. He went to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar, threw him across the room, and then left. ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2451

Bull Pun 3

ave you heard about the five young bulls standing in the pasture discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up.The first said he wanted to go to Rome and become a papal bull.The second said he w... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2042

Butler Teeth

Q: What do you call a butler with no teeth?A: An in-dentured servant.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1955

Cage Elevator

There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elev... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2049

Candidate Test

After 50 years preaching from the same pulpit, a much loved pastor decided to retire. Because the church building was classically elegant, the manse spacious and comfortable and the congregation large... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2263

Cannibal Pun

If people who shun all meat are vegetarians, are cannibals then considered to be humanitarians?... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7315

Cardboard

A young minister was filling in for Norman Vincent Peal at Marblegate Cathedral. Ascending the pulpit he looked at the magnificent colored glass windows and told the congregation: "You know, these bea... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2132

Careless Clifford

Clifford Clarke was a careless chap. Every hostess hated him. They feared for their precious porcelain and good furniture whenever this emulator of a china shop bull appeared. His reputation spread a... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2027

Cartoon Poker

The cartoon characters were playing draw poker between the takes of the epic movie, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."Roger was the big winner but Mickey Mouse and Huckleberry Hound were doing well. Goofy, Ca... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1901

Cat Pun

My wife asked me if I put the cat out.I said I didn't know it was on fire.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2555

Cat Puns

!!!Warning!!! These are amongst the worst puns I have ever sent out on the CleanPun list. Admittedly though, they are in a style that some love so if the first couple don't do it for you - just stop read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2013

Chair Sleep

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2098

Check My Leg

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6613

Cher Pun

If Cher were to get cloned, would she be Cher and Cher alike?... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2115

Chicken Pun 2

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A. Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2159

Chicken Surprise

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2590

Chickens in Trees

During the Revolutionary War, there was a small encampment of patriot soldiers the woods. Before they went to bed that night, they tied chickens (they were saving them for a special meal when needed) ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2908

2 min read

Children and Cement

A very strange thing happened here in suburbia a few days ago. This past weekend, I noticed a neighbor of mine repairing his sidewalk. He had removed a number of broken sections (thanks to numerous tr... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2117

cleanpun test

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29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1976

Clinic Change

The Mayo Clinic, getting on board with today's diet and health conscious society, just changed its name.It's now the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2249

Clown Bite

Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care.But on that fateful autumn afternoon, i... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5430

Coffin Pun

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him.Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the mi... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3262

Collie

One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt, because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States.The odd youngster spurned regular do... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4291

Columbus Pun

We all know that Columbus believed the world was round when others believed it was flat and that if you traveled far enough you would go over the edge.We also know that Columbus reached what we now kn... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2338

4 min read

Compiled Baby Name Puns

At the end of April I began sending out a bunch of baby name puns. Many of you have asked for a complete list of all that were sent out. Here you go. Thanks to those who added their own suggestions... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2044

Computer

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

10095

Constitution 2

The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1788, working on the constitution. It had been a long day when Thomas Jefferson said, "Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?"... read more..

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