2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

01 Dec

God's Penman

3572

Why I Love the Month of December

It was a wise person who divided the year into 12 months. I really do not know who came up with this idea but let me go on record in saying that it was a good one. Each month seems to have its own pec... read more..

01 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1653

If You'll Be Quiet

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6343

Burger King Bull Wait

Ferdinand was wondering what was taking Bessy so long. ... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8391

Beach Debate Head

Jimmy's mom warned him this might happen if he kept watching reruns of the presidential debates. ... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5410

Your Daughter's Blind Date

Your daughter's blind date is here to pick her up. ... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5129

Bird Hunting Loser

It was very easy to see who lost at rock, paper, scissors. ... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10585

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't looking forward to getting for Christmas 1988 was those pants. Yet he knew he was in trouble as soon as the fl... read more..

01 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1635

One-liner #0777

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand." read more..

01 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1917

Chess Set Purchase

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?" read more..

01 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4158

Cat's First Car Ride

I knew that dogs love car rides, but who knew a cat would find it so amazing! ... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2266

Clean Pun #0023

Why was Santas elf depressed? He had low elf esteem. ... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1360

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is the Cybersaltish news for today. It's that time of the year to bump the Funny Christmas Pictures link higher up on the menu tree. To start viewing all t... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

6501

Crustacean Tree

Merry Christmas from the Crustacean family. ... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

6215

Christmas Eve Cookies

Who did you think was eating the cookies on Christmas Eve? ... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

6462

Bottle Tree

After his first Christmas at the church, the pulpit committee wished they had contacted some of Pastor Tim's personal references. ... read more..

30 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

10770

Last Minute Christmas Shopping Cartoon

Last minute christmas shopping. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

30 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5327

So Much for Bartering

So much for bartering. read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1626

One-liner #0776

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2311

Full Empty Room

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There's not a single person in it.... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1587

Quote #1229

"Promises are like babies: Fun to make but hard to deliver." read more..

30 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1296

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2011

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7022

Favorite Candy

Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up. "Who was that?" "Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter. "What now?" I asked. "H... read more..

29 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1448

Quote #1228

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you." read more..

29 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1619

One-liner #0775

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5667

Captain Kirk Ears

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have? A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.... read more..

29 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1388

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2011

As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Christmas Revenge" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas... read more..

28 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4106

Marry An Actor

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor." The actor said, "Sir, I think yo... read more..

28 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1525

Quote #1227

"I like Christmas presents, Christmas music, Christmas trees, Christmas cards. I like the Christmas spirit. What I don’t like is the way people, whose only interest in Christmas is money, have moved i read more..