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More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMEJeweler's daughter: OpalGastrointerologist's daughter: FannyButcher's daughter: ... read more..

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMEHot-dog vendor's son: FrankGambler's daughter: BettyExercise guru's son: ... read more..

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMETennis player's son: AceClothing manufacturer's daughter: Polly EstherTeacher's son: ... read more..

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMEMuseum curator's son: ArtBook printer's daughter: PaigeTrout fisher's daughter: B... read more..

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMEManicurist's son: HansAthlete's son: VictorPlumber's son: ... read more..

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMEIron worker's son: RustyTV show star's daughter: EmmyMovie star's son: ... read more..

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMEMinister's daughter: FaithDay-trader's daughter: HopeTelevangelist's daughter: ... read more..

"The Human Brain" by Sara Bellum"Please Don't Hurt Me" by I. Bruce Easily"Life Through the Eyes of a Drunk" by Al Coholic"Thirty yards to the outhouse" by Will E. Makeit (illustrated by Betty Wont)"Th read more..

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holderon the vehicle?""I've got a kickstand," the prospect... read more..

Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Maryland household."It's been a long time." the first said. "How's everything?""Great!" the second replied. "I have three brothers in pharmaceutical test... read more..

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing."What did you find?" he asks."I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of film ... read more..

There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday.There was one for those new to the faith.Another for those who liked traditional worship.One for those who had lost thei... read more..

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my l... read more..

The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a n... read more..

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.... read more..

Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMELawyer's daughter: SueThief's son: RobLawyer's son: WillDoct... read more..

A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doct... read more..

My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day they were putting up more of a fuss than usual.In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called."What's all the commotion?" she asked.... read more..

As a first-time patient at a naval dental clinic, I was looking around for restrooms. I couldn't help but smile when I saw the sign pointing me in the right direction. It read, "Patients' heads loca... read more..

Acupuncture is a jab well done.... read more..

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to... read more..

"So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?" "Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me." "Yeah -- and?" "She asked how much I was willing to spend on her educa read more..

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..

A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the new sanctuary.It was an intricate task that was completed successfully. The local news heralded, "St. Paul C... read more..

Recently, when a Panel of Doctors at our local hospital was asked to vote on adding a new wing, this is what happened....The allergists voted to scratch it..The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.... read more..

Young husband: "Why can't you make bread like my mother does?"Young bride: "Why can't you make dough like my father does?"... read more..

Did you hear about the goober who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?... read more..

"No, Eve, I won't touch that apple," said Tom adamantly.- Richard Lederer read more..

Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to "Go forth and multiply!"He's closing the great doors of the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner.So... read more..

Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I'm a notary public and have me certify personal documents.One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on an automobile titl... read more..