Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Jul

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9215

Spooky Puns

Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?A: The Eerie Canal.Q: What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?A: A roller ghoster!!Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?A: He w... read more..

29 Jul

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1970

St. Andreas

One of the more important of the Patron Saints is St. Andreas (in Spanish - San Andreas)... The patron saint of generosity.In fact, people say he was generous to a fault.... read more..

29 Jul

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9237

Stained Glass

A young minister was filling in for Norman Vincent Peal at Marblegate Cathedral. Ascending the pulpit he looked at the magnificent colored glass windows and told the congregation: "You know, these bea... read more..

29 Jul

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1902

Stallions

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.The first says, "I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, y... read more..

29 Jul

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1935

Star Wars Eating

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Obi-Wan is deftly manipulating his chopsticks with the ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.Anyway, poor old Luke is having a hard time, usi... read more..

29 Jul

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Stationary

"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary." read more..

29 Jul

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3152

Statistic Pun

More than five million American women are overweight. These, of course, are round figures.... read more..

29 Jul

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1994

Statue Discovery

Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge granite statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400 foot tall, and its bodily details were accurate down to the... read more..

29 Jul

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Stereo Speaker

"One of my stereo's speakers is out," said Tom monotonously. read more..

29 Jul

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9144

Stock Market Pun

It's not just the stock market that's been telegraphing "trouble" about the economy. The price of thoroughbreds has matched Wall Street's gyrations. Yearlings that sold for an average of $27,295 in ... read more..

Did you hear about the goober who stayed up all night wondering where the sun went?It finally dawned on him.... read more..

29 Jul

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4964

Sunbathing Pun

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.... read more..

29 Jul

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2511

Sunday School Pun

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question."Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"A hand shot up in the air."He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy."Really?! How do you know?"... read more..

29 Jul

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Sunrise

One morning a man got up early to watch the sun rise.As he sat in the dark it suddenly dawned on him!... read more..

29 Jul

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4002

Sure Is

An old couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he ... read more..

29 Jul

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3827

Anesthetic Pun

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's e... read more..

29 Jul

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3081

Swallowed Coins

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."... read more..

29 Jul

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6733

Sweat

Sweat: Workman's Condensation... read more..

29 Jul

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8211

Sweater Pun

A grandmother sent her grandson a sweater for his birthday.Unfortunately, he had a size 14 neck and she sent a size 12 sweater. His mother insisted that he send a thank you note.So he wrote, "Dear Gr... read more..

29 Jul

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Swimming Friends

Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another ... read more..

29 Jul

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2491

Syntax

Syntax is all the money collected at church from sinners.... read more..

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