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“Walking To School The First Day Back” by Misty Bus “The Day the Car Pool Forgot Me” by I. Rhoda Bike “Can't See The Chalkboard” by Sidney Backrow “Practical Jokes I Played On The First Day Of School”... read more..

A scientist, unjustly accused and convicted of a major crime, found himself sentenced to hard time in a prison out in the Arizona desert. His cellmate turned out to be another scientist. Determined to... read more..

A scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence.The scoutmaster tried beeping his horn to scare... read more..

Relief: What a tree does in the spring.... read more..

Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought a new car when winter hit with all its fury. "I wonder if the car has seat warmers," Ruth wondered. "It sure does," said Sam, looking through the owner's manu... read more..

A group of medical researchers have published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and Charoses. It seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the... read more..

At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh fortified with Metamucil. The brand name is..."Let my people go."... read more..

One afternoon The Sea rolled into the office of Dr. Alfred Werner, clinical psychologist.The doctor smiled; he hadn't seen his old friend in ages. "Well, well! Long time no sea! How are you doing?" "S... read more..

Rabbi Bloom was getting quite a reputation for his sermons. His synagogue was always packed because his congregation didn't want to miss a single one of his words. One Sabbath, one member had to go ... read more..

A chicken walks into a restaurantThe bartender says, "We don't serve poultry!"The chicken replies, "That's okay. I just want a salad."... read more..

With ice covering his vessel's exterior, the old captain wasexperiencing a hard ship.... read more..

A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and da... read more..

"Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall." read more..

"Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall." read more..

A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night I dreamed I... read more..

A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but was so timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he even told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like he was unim... read more..

A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters.She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."... read more..

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables, and crafts. As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign. "Why t... read more..

This is an original pun by list member Randy Foncree.There are many road signs, but there are some that just puzzle me: "No passing zone, no crossing zone, and even speed zone." Just answer me this, ... read more..

At a wedding I attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead.As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, ... read more..

As we all know silk comes from silk worms, and no amount of experiment had been successful in industrializing the production of silk. Till Harvey came along that is ....He came up with an ingenious n... read more..

Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.' Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach ... read more..

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.... read more..

While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store.On slow nights my co-worker Susan would often sing along with the radio while we did paperwork or restocked merchandise.One evening as the ... read more..

"What kind of music do you sing?""Aqua-pella." read more..

There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother Superior.One day she comes up with an idea: Since the abbey was always cold, she decided to cut some... read more..

Randy W., of Los Angeles, put his mind to the oft-experienced problem of facing modern situations for which there are no existing words or phrases in the English language. The following are his sugge... read more..

A skunk family was cornered by a pack of wolves.The mama skunk said to her babies, "Let us spray."... read more..

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The other night, the man yelled, "Fore!"His wife yelled back, "Four Fifty!"... read more..

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned ... read more..