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The A Team, With apologies to the TV Program. A Jerry Ulett Original.John and Mark of The A-Team, Inc, were noted for their abilities to solve any computer problem.Their greatest challenge was to crea... read more..

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse."I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he ought as soon as he gets back""Not Tex" said th... read more..

What does the sea say to the sand?Not much. It usually just waves.... read more..

It was reported in today's news that some frosty orange drinks were stolen. The police suspect it is the work of a Julius seizer.... read more..

Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.... read more..

Three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their orders for drinks."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy."I would like a glass of Coke," said the second... read more..

Cat show judge: PurrfectionistDislike of a relative: AuntagonismDifferent place to get married: Altarnative... read more..

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket."Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle." read more..

Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper. Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see ... read more..

A guy was in court charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense."They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the guy. "The sign sa... read more..

Q: How do you tickle a rich girl?A: Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"... read more..

I'm tickled to be the chairman of the Society for People with Super-Sensitive Feet.... read more..

A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him."Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found. So he takes ... read more..

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?... read more..

Seen on a sign a a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."... read more..

"Knocking Your Funny Bone" by O. Howard Hertz read more..

Helium was up.Feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment w... read more..

Police in New Zealand were mystified by the apparent theft of a complete toilet bowl from a police station in Auckland.When a local news reporter asked the police sergeant if they had any leads, he re... read more..

Toilet training a young child is always a matter of pot luck.... read more..

Reading the work of J.R.R. Tolkein is hobbit forming.... read more..

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled ... read more..

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a re... read more..

I refuse to visit Marx's tomb because it's all just a communist plot.... read more..

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said."Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked."No," the caller a... read more..

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled... read more..

Seen on a sign at a Towing Company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."... read more..

This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel. As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all ... read more..

As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors.He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys,tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole wor... read more..

"The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the San Diego traffic court. When the bailiff entered the courtroom, he sensed the nervousness of the traffic offenders awaiting their ordeal."Good morni read more..

Time used to fly; now it's afraid of terrorists.... read more..