2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1920

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2850

Window Pun 2

A preacher was called upon to substitute for the regular minister, who had failed to reach the church because he was delayed in a snowstorm. The speaker began by explaining the meaning of substitute.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2445

Wine Ad Pun

In California's Sonoma Valley, where vineyards cater to wine snobbery, a woman phoned the classified ad department of a newspaper. She offered for sale what sounded like "well-aged Caumeneur."The ad-... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2318

Winner Pun

A guy entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swampland in the Mississippi flood plain. He'd never won anything before - he couldn't believe it!So he entered another contest and won a $2... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1830

Winnings Pun

A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi.Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally I b... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2604

Wit Pun

I spend half my time being witty. That's why people call me a half wit.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1824

Wooden Parts

Two little boys were sitting on the dock talking. One little boy turned to the other little boy and said, "My grandfather has a wooden leg."The other little boy replied, "So what? My grandma has a c... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2129

Work Pun 1

A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2031

Work Pun 2

Stress management: What many employees like to do on purpose.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2512

WWJD Pun

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5536

X-Ray Failure

The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor, he demanded to know the reason for the grade."You know the self X-ray you took?" asked the pro... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2356

X-Ray Lie

Never lie to an x-ray technician.They can see right through you.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2041

Yacht Refinancing

I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch.Not even looking up from her paperwork, the lo... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2251

You've Been Promoted

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said "You've been promoted," and I swerved.Then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again,"and I swerved aga... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3992

Zoo Pun

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelba... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4184

Zookeeper Pun

A man had started a new job at the zoo, after many months of being unemployed. He was determined to make a go of this job and on the first day he asked the Boss "What shall I do?""Clean out the fish ... read more..