2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1950

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1303

One-liner #0014

"A procrastinator's work is never done." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1419

One-liner #0015

"A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr opeeneum?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1377

One-liner #0016

"A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that."~Gordon L. Glegg, American Engineer, 1969 read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1355

One-liner #0017

"A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1509

One-liner #0018

"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1294

One-liner #0019

"Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1348

One-liner #0020

"According to the Academy of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1401

One-liner #0021

"Actually if ya think about it, you really don't need a whole lot of manners if you're driving a 35 ton truck." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1356

One-liner #0022

"After years of uneventfully ordering a side of bacon with breakfast, you can image my surprise at the side of beef I ordered last night for dinner."- Scott E. Frank read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1350

One-liner #0023

"All good One-liners are one character too lon" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1334

One-liner #0024

"All the world loves a lover - except people who are waiting to use the phone."- Milton Berle read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1375

One-liner #0025

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantle - if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1349

One-liner #0026

"Amazing - you hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1488

One-liner #0027

"Among the English language's many puzzling words is 'economy' which means the large size in toothpaste and the small size in automobiles." read more..