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"Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone - that's actually what caused many of their deaths ... pillow fights." read more..

"Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." read more..

"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?" read more..

"Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?" read more..

"As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn't let me play with." read more..

"As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing." read more..

"As a teenager you are in the last stage of life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."~Fran Lebowitz read more..

"As I said before, I never repeat myself." read more..

"Ask me about my vow of silence." read more..

"Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups." read more..

"At my age, forget all the health food; I need all the preservatives I can get!" read more..

"At my age, I can't see the forest OR the trees." read more..

"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all." read more..

"At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying." read more..

"Ba-dee, ba-dee, ba-dee . . . . .that's all folks."- Porky Pig read more..

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."~ Mark Twain read more..

"Be different; Conform." read more..

"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."~Will Rogers read more..

"Before resolving to jog five miles a day, visit a cardiologist to have your heart examined, a podiatrist to have your feet examined and a psychiatrist to have your head examined. " read more..

"Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?" read more..

"Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers." read more..

"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever." read more..

"Buffet" is a French term that means, "Get up and get it yourself."- Greg Ray read more..

"Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without." read more..

"By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you." read more..

"By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends." read more..

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." read more..

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?" read more..

"Carbohydrates: The stuff that makes food taste good." read more..

"Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture." - Jacquelyn Mitchard read more..