2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2010

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1334

One-liner #0076

"Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old - squash their toes with your rocker." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1409

One-liner #0077

"Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1308

One-liner #0078

"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish."- Mark Twain read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1462

One-liner #0079

"Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1415

One-liner #0080

"Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1436

One-liner #0081

"Don't you hate it when people can't sphel? " read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1545

One-liner #0082

"Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna."- Cliff Clavin, Cheers read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1386

One-liner #0083

"Each year a healthy adult male consumes one and one-half times his weight in other peoples patience." ~John Updike read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1239

One-liner #0084

"Eschew obfuscation." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1413

One-liner #0085

"Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1651

One-liner #0086

"Every silver lining has a cloud." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1383

One-liner #0087

"Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1327

One-liner #0088

"Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1437

One-liner #0089

"For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1301

One-liner #0090

"Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal!" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1340

One-liner #0091

"Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1427

One-liner #0092

"Gas prices are so high that when this college girl pulled into a gas station and asked for 2 dollar's worth, the attendant dabbed some behind her ears." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1318

One-liner #0093

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and get rid of him for the day!" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1371

One-liner #0094

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.; give a man a stick of dynamite and soon the whole village will be strewn with mud, seaweed, and unidentifiable chunks of fish." read more..