2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2040

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1387

One-liner #0106

"Honk if you love Jesus! Text while driving if you want to meet Him." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1390

One-liner #0107

"Hors D'oeuvres - A sandwich cut into 20 pieces." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1332

One-liner #0108

"How do a fool and his money get together?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1362

One-liner #0109

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"- Satchel Paige read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1354

One-liner #0110

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."~ Bill Cosby read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1291

One-liner #0111

"Hypochondriacs are sick." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1337

One-liner #0112

"I am not stupid - everyone else is just smarter than me." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1387

One-liner #0113

"I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1358

One-liner #0114

"I bought my Christmas tree today. I think I made a mistake though. I bought the three year extended warranty. I don't think I need that."- Jay Leno read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1317

One-liner #0115

"I could enjoy my second childhood more if I was able to peddle my tricycle a little faster." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1368

One-liner #0116

"I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1488

One-liner #0117

"I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1341

One-liner #0118

"I don't know why, but I've always found it difficult to make friends; know what I mean, Stupid?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1448

One-liner #0119

"I don't know, I'm not in shape yet."~ Yogi Berra (when asked his cap size) read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1444

One-liner #0120

"I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't even pretend to know all the questions. Hey look, a Milk Dud!" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1439

One-liner #0121

"I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world's smallest violin - everybody just thinks he's being sarcastic." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1412

One-liner #0122

"I fly a lot but I go to only about half as many places as my luggage does." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1494

One-liner #0123

"I get those maternal feelings sometimes, like when I'm lying on the couch and can't reach the remote, I think, 'Boy, a kid would be nice right now.'"- Kathleen Madigan read more..