Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1411

One-liner #0254

"Never run out of altitude, air speed, & ideas at one time." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1375

One-liner #0255

"Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1358

One-liner #0256

"No matter how busy people are, most are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1379

One-liner #0257

"No matter how busy people are, they are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1402

One-liner #0258

"Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes - there's just too much fraternizing with the enemy." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1348

One-liner #0259

"Nostalgia: A sentiment that combines yesterday's prices and today's incomes." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1447

One-liner #0260

"Nutrition Facts are too depressing - how about some Nutrition Fiction?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1488

One-liner #0261

"Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1467

One-liner #0262

"One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1415

One-liner #0263

"One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1453

One-liner #0264

"Only one shopping day left until tomorrow." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1429

One-liner #0265

"Originality is merely undetected plagiarism." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1492

"Our goal to promote a non-threatening and productive office environment is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1365

One-liner #0267

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."~ Groucho Marx read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1426

One-liner #0268

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, thatmakes me sick." - Sandra Wilson read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1354

One-liner #0269

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that makes me sick." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1461

One-liner #0270

"People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first person to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes, try to understand that there must be read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1433

One-liner #0271

"People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1509

One-liner #0272

"Philosophers always arrive at the same conclusion: I don't know." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1401

One-liner #0273

"Political-campaign speeches are like horns: a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1386

One-liner #0274

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1338

One-liner #0275

"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."- Oscar Ameringer read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1372

One-liner #0276

"Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1477

One-liner #0277

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is w read more..