2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2190

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1269

One-liner #0256

"No matter how busy people are, most are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1286

One-liner #0257

"No matter how busy people are, they are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1309

One-liner #0258

"Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes - there's just too much fraternizing with the enemy." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1258

One-liner #0259

"Nostalgia: A sentiment that combines yesterday's prices and today's incomes." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1353

One-liner #0260

"Nutrition Facts are too depressing - how about some Nutrition Fiction?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1396

One-liner #0261

"Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1367

One-liner #0262

"One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1319

One-liner #0263

"One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1338

One-liner #0264

"Only one shopping day left until tomorrow." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1333

One-liner #0265

"Originality is merely undetected plagiarism." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1397

"Our goal to promote a non-threatening and productive office environment is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1271

One-liner #0267

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."~ Groucho Marx read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1319

One-liner #0268

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, thatmakes me sick." - Sandra Wilson read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1252

One-liner #0269

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that makes me sick." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1356

One-liner #0270

"People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first person to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes, try to understand that there must be read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1324

One-liner #0271

"People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1408

One-liner #0272

"Philosophers always arrive at the same conclusion: I don't know." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1300

One-liner #0273

"Political-campaign speeches are like horns: a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1283

One-liner #0274

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1244

One-liner #0275

"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."- Oscar Ameringer read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1276

One-liner #0276

"Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1379

One-liner #0277

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is w read more..