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"The world's full of apathy, but I don't care." read more..

"The worst thing about censorship is ****** ** ********!" read more..

"There are 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary, and those that don't." read more..

"There are more important things in life than money but they won't go out with you if you're broke." read more..

"There aren't enough days in the weekend."~ Steven Wright read more..

"There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year." read more..

"There's only two more days to procrastinate before Christmas." read more..

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system." read more..

"They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now - you call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers." read more..

"They say kids brighten the home - that's because they never turn the lights off." read more..

"Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once." read more..

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician." read more..

"To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible!" read more..

"To prevent sagging skin eat 'til the wrinkles fill out." read more..

"To vacillate or not to vacillate - that is the question...or is it?" read more..

"Today I went to buy a toaster and was given a bank as a free gift." read more..

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life but so was yesterday and look how you messed that up." read more..

"Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income." read more..

"Trouble with grammar have I, yes."- Yoda read more..

"Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance" read more..

"Two can live as cheap as one, if one don't eat." read more..

"Vacation is a two-week-long experience where money and time race against each other until both are totally exhausted." read more..

"Visa is everywhere you want to be except out of debt." read more..

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." read more..

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?"- Bullwinkle J. Moose read more..

"We've come so far that community service is considered punishment." read more..

"What do you call an accordionist with a beeper? An optimist." read more..

"What makes airport security think they can find something in my wife's purse when she can't?" read more..

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."~Mark Twain read more..

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."~Charlotte Whitton read more..