Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3478 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1390

One-liner #0376

"Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1424

One-liner #0377

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."~Gene Hill read more..

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1435

One-liner #0378

"Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?" read more..

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1430

One-liner #0379

"Why are you driving me crazy when you know it's within walking distance?" read more..

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1500

One-liner #0380

"Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? " read more..

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Pastor Tim
1303

One-liner #0381

"Why do they call it a drop cloth when the paint usually drops where the cloth ISN'T?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1421

One-liner #0382

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1384

One-liner #0383

"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?" read more..

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1462

One-liner #0384

"Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1427

One-liner #0385

"Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1501

One-liner #0386

"Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1464

One-liner #0387

"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1536

One-liner #0388

"With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider - kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1393

One-liner #0389

"With sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1479

One-liner #0390

"Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1375

One-liner #0391

"You are not a kid anymore when you are obsessed with the thermostat."- Jeff Foxworthy read more..

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1419

One-liner #0392

"You are not a kid anymore when you are obsessed with the thermostat."~Jeff Foxworthy read more..

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Pastor Tim
1411

One-liner #0393

"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1444

One-liner #0394

"You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1572

One-liner #0395

"You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick and your son starts to wipe it off." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1482

One-liner #0396

"You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1455

One-liner #0397

"You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot." read more..

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1456

One-liner #0398

"You've got to spend money to lose money." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1514

One-liner #0399

"You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1511

One-liner #0400

“A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1503

One-liner #0401

“A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1605

One-liner #0402

“A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops and on my desk I have a work station . . .”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1538

One-liner #0403

“A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 10 kids but doesn't really care.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1550

One-liner #0404

“A key ring is a gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1498

One-liner #0405

“A penny saved is a government oversight.”... read more..