Monthly Archive

"What's another word for synonym?" read more..

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."~Henny Youngman read more..

"What's the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?"- Lou Costello read more..

"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl." read more..

"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." read more..

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."- Dick Gregory read more..

"When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there - serving them drinks." read more..

"When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me - according to the letter."- Emo Philips read more..

"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty." read more..

"When the space shuttle finally lands, everybody wear ape suits.... pass it on!" read more..

"When will all the rhetorical questions end?" read more..

"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas." read more..

"When you're over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17 if you don't mind making an idiot of yourself." read more..

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR" - what's my mother going to do." read more..

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."- Jerry Seinfeld read more..

"Who says nothing is impossible - I've been doing nothing for years." read more..

"Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service." read more..

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."~Gene Hill read more..

"Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?" read more..

"Why are you driving me crazy when you know it's within walking distance?" read more..

"Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? " read more..

"Why do they call it a drop cloth when the paint usually drops where the cloth ISN'T?" read more..

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?" read more..

"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?" read more..

"Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?" read more..

"Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?" read more..

"Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?" read more..

"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?" read more..

"With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider - kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion." read more..

"With sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine." read more..