Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1645

One-liner #0404

“A key ring is a gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1592

One-liner #0405

“A penny saved is a government oversight.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1720

One-liner #0406

“A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1616

One-liner #0407

“A watched clock never boils.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1648

One-liner #0408

“A woman's work is never done. So why bother?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1628

One-liner #0409

“All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1646

One-liner #0410

“Allowance is what you pay your kids to live with you.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1701

One-liner #0411

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have - the older she gets the more interested he is in her.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1613

One-liner #0412

“Anuther grate mind ruened bi thu educashin sistym.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1551

One-liner #0413

“As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn't let me play with.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1704

One-liner #0414

“As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1563

One-liner #0415

“As soon as I get some grip on reality, I'm going to choke it.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1636

One-liner #0416

“Ask me about my vow of silence.”... read more..

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1827

One-liner #0417

“Be different: conform.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1633

One-liner #0418

“Before you criticize someone, make sure you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes!”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1735

One-liner #0419

“Being vague is just as bad as that other thing.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1626

One-liner #0420

“Birds of a feather flock together and aim for your car.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1663

One-liner #0421

“Birthdays are good for you ... the more you have the longer you live.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1600

One-liner #0422

“Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1672

One-liner #0423

“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1692

One-liner #0424

“Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1678

One-liner #0425

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1674

One-liner #0426

“Computer message I'd like to see: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1691

One-liner #0427

“Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1574

One-liner #0428

“Confidence is that feeling you have just before you fully understand the situation.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1653

One-liner #0429

“Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1694

One-liner #0430

“Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1643

One-liner #0431

“Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1684

One-liner #0432

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1752

One-liner #0433

“Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.”... read more..