Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1722

One-liner #0434

“Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1679

One-liner #0435

“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write "911"!”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1924

One-liner #0436

“Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1401

One-liner #0437

“Everyone is on this low-fat craze now; the Mayo Clinic just changed its name to the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1472

One-liner #0438

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1453

One-liner #0439

“Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1477

One-liner #0440

“Fools rush in...and get all the best seats.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1742

One-liner #0441

“Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1630

One-liner #0442

“He who hesitates is not only lost but is miles from the next exit.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1643

One-liner #0443

“Here lies Ezekial Aikle age 102 - the Good Die Young.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1865

One-liner #0444

“Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1457

One-liner #0445

“He's a fine broth of a boy, too bad some of his noodles are missing.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1554

One-liner #0446

“Honk if you're rich, cute, and love horses.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1505

One-liner #0447

“How can the world end in 2012 when I have yogurt that expires in 2013?”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1610

One-liner #0448

“How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1744

One-liner #0449

“I am Popeye of Borg; prepare to be askimilgrated.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1638

One-liner #0450

“I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1367

One-liner #0451

“I can see how astronomers figure out the distance of the stars and their size and temperatures and all that, but what really gets me is how they find out what their names are!”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1459

One-liner #0452

“I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1431

One-liner #0453

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”~Will Rogers... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1405

One-liner #0454

“I doubt, therefore I might be.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1378

One-liner #0455

“I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world's smallest violin - everybody just thinks he's being sarcastic.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1373

One-liner #0456

“I hope I live to be as old as my jokes.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1451

One-liner #0457

“I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging - it'll be called You-Twit-Face.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1485

One-liner #0458

“I looked at my Christmas tree today and sure enough, I couldn’t see any forests..”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1481

One-liner #0459

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”- Bernard Manning... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1692

One-liner #0460

“I smile because I have no idea what's going on.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1381

One-liner #0461

“I told a girl she drew her eyebrows to high – she looked surprised.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1722

One-liner #0462

“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1579

One-liner #0463

“I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.”... read more..