Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1499

One-liner #0420

“Birds of a feather flock together and aim for your car.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1527

One-liner #0421

“Birthdays are good for you ... the more you have the longer you live.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1483

One-liner #0422

“Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1542

One-liner #0423

“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1554

One-liner #0424

“Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1551

One-liner #0425

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1542

One-liner #0426

“Computer message I'd like to see: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1532

One-liner #0427

“Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.”... read more..

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1447

One-liner #0428

“Confidence is that feeling you have just before you fully understand the situation.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1514

One-liner #0429

“Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1572

One-liner #0430

“Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1520

One-liner #0431

“Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1571

One-liner #0432

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1629

One-liner #0433

“Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1601

One-liner #0434

“Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1552

One-liner #0435

“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write "911"!”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1801

One-liner #0436

“Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1276

One-liner #0437

“Everyone is on this low-fat craze now; the Mayo Clinic just changed its name to the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1324

One-liner #0438

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1314

One-liner #0439

“Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1344

One-liner #0440

“Fools rush in...and get all the best seats.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1605

One-liner #0441

“Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1496

One-liner #0442

“He who hesitates is not only lost but is miles from the next exit.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1518

One-liner #0443

“Here lies Ezekial Aikle age 102 - the Good Die Young.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1733

One-liner #0444

“Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1326

One-liner #0445

“He's a fine broth of a boy, too bad some of his noodles are missing.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1400

One-liner #0446

“Honk if you're rich, cute, and love horses.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1362

One-liner #0447

“How can the world end in 2012 when I have yogurt that expires in 2013?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1466

One-liner #0448

“How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1597

One-liner #0449

“I am Popeye of Borg; prepare to be askimilgrated.”... read more..