2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1838

Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..

14 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1442

One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1351

Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1217

Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2400

One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2297

PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..

13 Nov

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1076

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

12 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1390

Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

12 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2941

One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

12 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2106

Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

12 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8838

Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers. I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5886

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1959

Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17328

Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

11317

Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

15803

Lawn Chair Jalopy

While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later, they enjoyed 10-20 years of quality time together. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8629

Boyfriend's Car

I don't know doctor. The last thing I remember is waiting to meet my daughter's new boyfriend at the strip mall. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8740

Pickup Conditioning

You can always change your mind about the air conditioning option. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7636

One Big Air Bag

Car designers have finally run out of places to add air bags. ... read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2004

One-liner #0762

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."- Steven Wright read more..

11 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3456

How To Confuse Animals

There are so many ways to confuse an animal in this video I don't know where to start. So I'll just say I like it! ... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1293

Quote #1215

"What happens in church should NOT stay in church!! Tell the world about JESUS!"- @HisBride66 read more..

11 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6964

Thanksgiving Turkey Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

11 Nov

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

14650

Remembrance - Veterans Day

November 11, is the day when a number of countries around the world remember their war dead and past and present military service men and women. The video below is a wonderful and stirring piece of ar... read more..

11 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1075

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2011

This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance-day-veterans-day Otherwise, there is only one up... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "... read more..

10 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1270

Quote #1214

"Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight." read more..

10 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0761

"Some parents have a hard time deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives." - Don McElroy read more..