Monthly Archive

Christmas is weird- what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?... read more..

Cliches are a dime a dozen.... read more..

Cliches are a dime a dozen.... read more..

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.... read more..

Correction -- the following typo appeared in our last bulletin: "Lunch will be gin at 12:15 p.m." Please correct to read "12 noon."... read more..

Death to fanatics!... read more..

Do you think chickens find a rubber human funny?... read more..

Doctors can be frustrating - you wait 6 weeks for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."... read more..

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..

Don't fix the blame - fix the problem.... read more..

Don't tell God how big your problems are - tell your problems how big your God is.... read more..

Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say 'Don't trust anyone over 30.'... read more..

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.... read more..

Don't wear your glasses on a blind date - you'll look better, and your date will too.... read more..

Employment application blanks always ask 'Who is to be notified in case of an emergency' and I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"... read more..

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?... read more..

For others who may not know this: When the preacher says, You may now kiss the bride, he's only speaking to the groom.- David Gunter... read more..

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.... read more..

FREE ONE DOLLAR BILLS! Please send $4.95 to cover postage & handling - limit 1 per order.... read more..

Grandchildren are God's reward for you not killing your own children.... read more..

Growing old has one advantage - you never have to do it over again.... read more..

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... read more..

Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration.... read more..

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?... read more..

How do they get the 'Do not walk on grass' signs way out in the middle of the lawn?... read more..

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.... read more..

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.... read more..

I have a speech impediment... my foot.... read more..

I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be.- Spike Donner from Ruminations... read more..

I hope that after I die, people will say of me, "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."... read more..