Monthly Archive

"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt." read more..

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken." read more..

"A procrastinator's work is never done." read more..

"A skeptic sees the handwriting on the wall but claims it's a forgery" read more..

"Ain't no horse can't be rode; ain't no cowboy can't be throwed." read more..

"All generalizations are false." read more..

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."- W. H. Auden, 1907-1973, English-born American poet read more..

"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."- C. S. Lewis read more..

"An idea that is clear and precise even though false will always have greater power in the world than an idea that is true but complex."- Alexis de Tocqueville read more..

"An optimist is the human personification of spring."- Susan J. Bissonette read more..

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."- E.B. White read more..

"Background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become." read more..

"Bad thoughts are like germs. Build up your immunity!" read more..

"Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it."- C. S. Lewis read more..

"Christmas is the time when many people get Santamental." read more..

"Common sense isn't." read more..

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."- Pablo Picasso read more..

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers." read more..

"Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." read more..

"Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year."~Unknown read more..

"Diplomacy in Leadership: The art of letting someone else have your way." read more..

"Do not mess with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." read more..

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up." read more..

"Don't sell your mule to buy a plow." read more..

"Earth's crammed with Heaven, and every common bush afire with God; but only he who sees takes off his shoes."- Elizabeth Barrett Browning read more..

"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."- Mark Twain read more..

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." read more..

"Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth."- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915), American author, "A Message to Garcia" read more..

"Every path has some puddles " read more..

"Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a ClearanceSale." read more..