Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3446 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1952

Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1516

Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2011

One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7201

Wider Streets Protest

Is anybody out there happy? ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6253

Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6466

Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8156

Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6394

Ray Cemetery

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7154

Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10785

Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8473

Hockey Prayer

Theology at work on the ice. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5745

Grouch Warning

Welcome to Sebastian, population 8! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6171

Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6475

Free DRIT

That explains why there is still so much of it left. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9777

Florida Plywood State

Florida has solved their hurricane damage problem. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5706

Photo Radar Fashion

The fashion police are watching. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4435

Anyone For Council

Apathy was beginning to take over the Deuce County electorate. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4939

Blank Tombstone

The person buried here is a Czech. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5329

Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6994

BMUP Warning

Beware of things that go BMUP in the night. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Billboard Tickle

Agent "Too Tall" Johnson's cover was blown. read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2011

Work on updating the new Cybersalt site is charging along like a herd of turtles - but there are milestones along the way. For instance, I just transferred over the last 7 or 8 funny bicycle pic... read more..