2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2111

Hitch Hiking Tax

The government has announced it is going to start taxing hitch hiking. On your next annual return you will notice this on the "Thumb Tax" line.... read more..

10 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5503

Car Shark

Doug was thrilled to pick up "Vinnie the Shark's" car at the Police Auction. ... read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1335

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today there are 18 funny sign pictures updated to the new Cybersalt site. Start at "Wider Streets Protest" and keep clicking next to see them all.www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7119

Indiana Rainstorm

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1858

Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1433

Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2105

She Doesn't Know Me

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1908

One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7099

Wider Streets Protest

Is anybody out there happy? ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6141

Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6352

Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8039

Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6261

Ray Cemetery

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7025

Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10643

Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8335

Hockey Prayer

Theology at work on the ice. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5632

Grouch Warning

Welcome to Sebastian, population 8! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6065

Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6329

Free DRIT

That explains why there is still so much of it left. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9612

Florida Plywood State

Florida has solved their hurricane damage problem. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5584

Photo Radar Fashion

The fashion police are watching. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4332

Anyone For Council

Apathy was beginning to take over the Deuce County electorate. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4844

Blank Tombstone

The person buried here is a Czech. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5222

Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6866

BMUP Warning

Beware of things that go BMUP in the night. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4724

Billboard Tickle

Agent "Too Tall" Johnson's cover was blown. read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1391

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2011

Work on updating the new Cybersalt site is charging along like a herd of turtles - but there are milestones along the way. For instance, I just transferred over the last 7 or 8 funny bicycle pic... read more..