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"No one is poor who had a godly mother"~ Abraham Lincoln read more..

"Nobody believes the official spokesperson, but everybody trusts an unidentified source."~ Ron Nesen read more..

"Nobody believes the official spokesperson, but everybody trusts an unidentified source."- Ron Nesen read more..

"Once the axe has been laid to the root of the unproductive tree, it is useless for the branches to start pushing out their withering buds. Faking to turn to God when judgment is at hand is like tryi read more..

"Painting is poetry which is seen and not heard, and poetry is a painting which is heard and not seen."- Leonardo Da Vinci read more..

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes."~ Antisthenes read more..

"Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding."- Foghorn Leghorn read more..

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought, which they avoid."~Soren Kierkegaard read more..

"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first."-David H. Comins read more..

"Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place." read more..

"Scissors are overpowered. Rock is fine."- Paper read more..

"Some can trace their family back 300 years, but can't tell you where their children are tonight."~ Lawrence Brotherton read more..

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."~Joseph Heller read more..

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." read more..

"Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done." read more..

"Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done." read more..

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand." read more..

"The best defense against logic is ignorance" read more..

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." -- Mark Twain read more..

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents." read more..

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."- Alfred Hitchcock read more..

"The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map." read more..

"The older we get, the fewer things there are that seem worth waiting in line for." read more..

"The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed." read more..

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible."- George Burns read more..

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."- Lucille Ball read more..

"There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity" read more..

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'" read more..

"There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come."- Victor Hugo read more..

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."~Chinese Proverb. read more..