Monthly Archive

"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."- Herbert Henry Asquith read more..

“A clear conscience make a soft pillow."... read more..

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.”~ Mitch Ratliffe... read more..

“A fool and his money are soon partying.”... read more..

“A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.”... read more..

“A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.”... read more..

“A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the rear.”... read more..

“A person who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.”... read more..

“A smart man only believes half of what he hears. A wise man knows which half.”... read more..

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with bricks others have thrown at him.”... read more..

“Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.”... read more..

“Age is an awfully high price to pay for maturity.”... read more..

“All people smile in the same language.”... read more..

“Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.”... read more..

“Anger is only one letter short of danger.”... read more..

“Aspire to inspire before you expire.”... read more..

“Be yourself...who else is better qualified?”... read more..

“Before anything else, above all else, beyond everything else, God loves us. God loves us extravagantly, ridiculously, without limit or condition.”~ Roberta Bondi... read more..

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”... read more..

“Children are natural mimics - they act like us in spite of all our attempts to teach them good manners.”... read more..

“Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.”... read more..

“Civilization makes it possible for you to live off other persons instead of off the land.”... read more..

“Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.”... read more..

“Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.”... read more..

“Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.”... read more..

“Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river.”... read more..

“Don't worry what people think of you. They seldom do.”... read more..

“Every evening I turn my troubles over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.”... read more..

“Everybody is liable to make mistakes, but fools practice them.”... read more..

“For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility gap.”... read more..