Monthly Archive

“Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.”... read more..

“Success is a great deodorant.”~Elizabeth Taylor... read more..

“Take everything in moderation, including moderation.”... read more..

“Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to make sure.”... read more..

“The amount you give isn't important. What matters is what that amount represents in terms of your life.”- Jim Rohn... read more..

“The best thing to spend on your children is time.”... read more..

“The bubbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks.”... read more..

“The Christian faith has not been tried and found wanting. It has rather been found difficult and left untried.”~ Chesterton... read more..

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”... read more..

“The cynic and the optimist both think they are observing reality.”... read more..

“The first rule of holes: If you're in one, stop digging.”... read more..

“The greatest thing about Grace is that it makes life not fair.”... read more..

“The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep.”... read more..

“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”~Helen Hayes (at 73)... read more..

“The more you have, the less likely it is to be enough.”... read more..

“The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.”... read more..

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”... read more..

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. “-Sam Levenson... read more..

“There are only a few pretty children in the world and every mother has them.”... read more..

“There are three rules to writing a novel, but unfortunately nobody knows what they are.”- W. Somerset Maugham... read more..

“There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM.It could be a right number.”... read more..

“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”~ Goethe... read more..

“Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.”~Henry Ford... read more..

“Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it.”... read more..

“Those who wish to sing always find a song.”... read more..

“Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!”... read more..

“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a committee.”... read more..

“To err is human; to blame it on the other guy is even more human.”... read more..

“To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.”... read more..

“To realize the worth of the anchor we need to feel the storm.”... read more..