Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1574

Skills Worth Mentioning

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1731

Peace on Earth

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3230

Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
9352

Bird Offerings Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3499

Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
9190

Dog Trick or Treat

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7736

Elvis Puppy

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7666

Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3374

In Both Ears

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puz read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5966

Hot Rod Shopping Cart

Jane was quite excited once her husband gave her back her credit card. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6495

Chocolate Volkswagen Bug

Melts in your mouth, Not in your driveway. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10608

Car Satellite Dish

It wasn't much to look at but, Jimmy's car radio offered quite a selection of stations to listen to. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5625

Police Car Drop

Some of the enlisted men questioned the wisdom of dropping old police cars on the enemy. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
17004

Earnhardt Nascar Fan

It wasn't hard to figure out who Kenny was cheering for. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6876

Quad Carry

Never again would Mike loan his grandson the car for the weekend. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
12896

GMC Suburban Space Shuttle

Few people are aware of NASA's humble beginnings. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10186

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7589

No Hovercraft Parking Sign

It's getting pretty hard to find parking for hovercrafts these days. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
15101

Sign Slow Down

The county's new sign painter liked to get right to the point. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
14560

Staff Notice Sign

Oh Oh! They're on to you at work! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12114

Backup Printer

With no time to buy a replacement inkjet cartridge, Frank had to resort to using the backup printer to make copies of his report. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10543

Tricycle With Square Wheel

Yet another disappointing birthday for Jimmy. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16983

Motorcycle Unicycle

Half the wheels - twice the cool! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5114

Canada Fights Bird Flu

Canada is doing its part to fight the bird flu. read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
13868

Police Horse Pony

Everybody was getting in on "Bring Your Child To Work" day. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4816

Buying In Bulk

Honey, I think you are taking "buying in bulk" too far. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6172

Compaq Blackout Pocket PC

A Compaq pocket pc coming to a blackout near you. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8734

Baby Computer Keyboard

After setting up a hidden camera, it soon became clear who kept ordering all the toys. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10569

Computer Casket

Somebody is planning to take it with them. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11444

Coffee Making Computer

CPU - Coffee Producing Unit read more..