2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3000

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1483

Adolescence

*Adolescence***Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever inv read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1600

Daily Living Garden

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grum read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1412

Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;For oysters have feelings, although th read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1462

Skills Worth Mentioning

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1611

Peace on Earth

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3123

Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..

28 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

9258

Bird Offerings Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

9053

Dog Trick or Treat

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

7620

Elvis Puppy

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

7551

Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3274

In Both Ears

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puz read more..