Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
2905

Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3074

Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7497

Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
6922

The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
8993

Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so.   ... read more..

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site
Pastor Tim
7418

What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10355

Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3260

Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
5578

He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it.  Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3361

Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1120

The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3140

Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3733

English Errors

 English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3292

First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10404

Baby Pots

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2932

Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3008

Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14906

Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2987

Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6047

Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8721

Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11252

Cheese Guitar

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2834

Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3014

Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1032

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3291

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for seniors.Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8150

Cell Phone Shaver

Now you can phone, shave, and drive at the same time (except where prohibited by law). ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
6218

Life Savers Cheap Cellphone

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
4261

The Cybersalt Award

The Cybersalt Award is presented to web sites that make a positive influence on the internet for Jesus Christ. Jesus teaches his followers to be the salt of the earth. Cybersalt award recipients, thr... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1901

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

This tutorial shows you how to upload pictures and how to insert pictures into Joomla articles. On all of our Joomla sites we use JCE Editor because of it's user friendliness, advanced feature option... read more..