Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14638
2 min read

Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.- I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.-... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3373

One Rifle Hunting

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberThree goobers went away on a hunting trip.Once they'd set up their camp site, they ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Used Tombstone

Better call before someone else gets it! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3829

Speech Flirt

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particula... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Madness

Ahh, it's good to be a man. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3733

Ring Appraisal

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the father... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10885

Farm Wrestling

Wrestling was catching on at the Jones farm. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3570

What's Good Tonight

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was goo... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1257

Choosing and Sticking to the Wrong Advice

King Rehoboam's early rule teaches us to listen to counsel from outside of our peer group and to abandon unwise plans when they begin to fail. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110522.mp3{/a... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Morning Sickness

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room."What's wrong Molly?"... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
5112
6 min read

Tyndale University College Graduation 2011

As many of you know, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our two week vacation. The highlight of our time away was Alyssa's graduation from Tyndale University College. Here is a video of the "Graduati... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5638

One Carton and Six Eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."A short time later the ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Boxing Resurgence

Boxing is enjoying a resurgence in popularity. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3678

It Pays to Read Labels

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3470

Project Picture

My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.A few days later I was in h... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3849

Maverick Flying Car

Here is an awesome flying car. It looks like alot of fun but if it catches on I'm going to invest heavily in steel roofing for when they start colliding and dropping after collisions - a new variation... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Rubber Habit

Larry's habit of eating rubber was starting to affect his health. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Sure Par

Bob was sure he could shoot par with this putt. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bogus Motor Sign

The market research team really dropped the ball on this one. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1800

Society is Decaying Because of Ungodliness

As our human race is moving forward faster and further than ever before, why is the quality of life for individuals declining? The decay of civilization is a result of the fall of man from the beggini... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Face George

Right from the beginning George didn't like having his picture taken. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Mothers Day Gift

Thanks Mom - or someone anyways. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1239

Motherhood is an Important Part of God's Plan

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12373

Static Family Picture

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4174

Shoe Follow

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Overloaded Truck

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Holy Spirit is Not Just for Excitement

Having the Holy Spirit in your life is not just for doing powerful and exciting things. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3"> ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3909
2 min read

Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.~ Water is composed of... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3302
2 min read

Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.~ You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, y... read more..