Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3478 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3821

When Trouble Comes a Knocking, Don't Answer the Door

For as long as I can remember, I have always looked forward to Monday. Throughout the years there have been very few Mondays that I have missed, although there are some Mondays I miss. After a long read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5704

Actual Medical Records

The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North America:- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried imme... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16648

Frog Tongue

Frog got your tongue? ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14506

Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.- I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.-... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3258

One Rifle Hunting

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberThree goobers went away on a hunting trip.Once they'd set up their camp site, they ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12353

Used Tombstone

Better call before someone else gets it! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3727

Speech Flirt

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particula... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9716

Motorcycle Madness

Ahh, it's good to be a man. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3612

Ring Appraisal

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the father... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10782

Farm Wrestling

Wrestling was catching on at the Jones farm. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3463

What's Good Tonight

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was goo... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1155

Choosing and Sticking to the Wrong Advice

King Rehoboam's early rule teaches us to listen to counsel from outside of our peer group and to abandon unwise plans when they begin to fail. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110522.mp3{/a... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5746

Morning Sickness

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room."What's wrong Molly?"... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
4977

Tyndale University College Graduation 2011

As many of you know, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our two week vacation. The highlight of our time away was Alyssa's graduation from Tyndale University College. Here is a video of the "Graduati... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5514

One Carton and Six Eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."A short time later the ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9319

Boxing Resurgence

Boxing is enjoying a resurgence in popularity. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3576

It Pays to Read Labels

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3371

Project Picture

My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.A few days later I was in h... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3740

Maverick Flying Car

Here is an awesome flying car. It looks like alot of fun but if it catches on I'm going to invest heavily in steel roofing for when they start colliding and dropping after collisions - a new variation... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10691

Rubber Habit

Larry's habit of eating rubber was starting to affect his health. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11211

Sure Par

Bob was sure he could shoot par with this putt. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7585

Bogus Motor Sign

The market research team really dropped the ball on this one. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1699

Society is Decaying Because of Ungodliness

As our human race is moving forward faster and further than ever before, why is the quality of life for individuals declining? The decay of civilization is a result of the fall of man from the beggini... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10741

Baby Face George

Right from the beginning George didn't like having his picture taken. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8131

Mothers Day Gift

Thanks Mom - or someone anyways. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1141

Motherhood is an Important Part of God's Plan

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12264

Static Family Picture

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4077

Shoe Follow

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10301

Overloaded Truck

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..