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Frog got your tongue? ... read more..

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.- I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.-... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberThree goobers went away on a hunting trip.Once they'd set up their camp site, they ... read more..

Better call before someone else gets it! ... read more..

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particula... read more..

Ahh, it's good to be a man. ... read more..

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the father... read more..

Wrestling was catching on at the Jones farm. ... read more..

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was goo... read more..

King Rehoboam's early rule teaches us to listen to counsel from outside of our peer group and to abandon unwise plans when they begin to fail. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110522.mp3{/a... read more..

Poor Man's 4X4. ... read more..

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room."What's wrong Molly?"... read more..

As many of you know, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our two week vacation. The highlight of our time away was Alyssa's graduation from Tyndale University College. Here is a video of the "Graduati... read more..

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."A short time later the ... read more..

Boxing is enjoying a resurgence in popularity. read more..

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that ... read more..

My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.A few days later I was in h... read more..

Here is an awesome flying car. It looks like alot of fun but if it catches on I'm going to invest heavily in steel roofing for when they start colliding and dropping after collisions - a new variation... read more..

Larry's habit of eating rubber was starting to affect his health. ... read more..

Bob was sure he could shoot par with this putt. read more..

The market research team really dropped the ball on this one. ... read more..

As our human race is moving forward faster and further than ever before, why is the quality of life for individuals declining? The decay of civilization is a result of the fall of man from the beggini... read more..

Right from the beginning George didn't like having his picture taken. ... read more..

Thanks Mom - or someone anyways. ... read more..

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..

Having the Holy Spirit in your life is not just for doing powerful and exciting things. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3"> ... read more..

~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.~ Water is composed of... read more..