Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bus Hot Rod
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7726

Bus Hot Rod

Taxpayers were not happy with how trustees were spending the education budget. ... read more..
Cat Toy Shock
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
13459

Cat Toy Shock

In retrospect, perhaps using live electrical wire for Ben's swat toy wasn't the best of ideas. ... read more..
Your Turn To Be Funny 2
Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
5759
Hanging On 'til Pay Day
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15742

Hanging On 'til Pay Day

And then you can ride inside. ... read more..
Praying Moose
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14616

Praying Moose

Overlooked a third time by the nominating committee, Mr. Moose and family decided to start their own church. ... read more..
Joining the Church
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4746

Joining the Church

After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't met the husband before, and I asked what church he was transferring from.After a short hesitation, he replied, ... read more..
Cat Outfit Pick
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7572

Cat Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..
Dog Outfit Pick
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6255

Dog Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..
Snowman Spring
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13434

Snowman Spring

Soon it will be time to call Parson Brown again. ... read more..
Sign Divorce Sale
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8556

Sign Divorce Sale

On second thought taking a weekend off for a marriage  conference might have been cheaper. ... read more..
Professional Window Tinting
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13178

Professional Window Tinting

Nate couldn't afford to have his windows tinted professionally. ... read more..
Can't See, Can't Eat
Funny Cat Pictures
Susan Davis
10322

Can't See, Can't Eat

Morris' theory was you can't eat what you can't see. ... read more..
Which Woman will You Dine With?
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1377

Which Woman will You Dine With?

The woman Wisdom and the woman Folly both cry out from the highest part of the city.  After seeing which one is which, which one will you dine with? (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this se... read more..
Good SundayMorning 3-20-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2020
2 min read

Good SundayMorning 3-20-11

Doubt and despair keep daily company with disciples. And why not? So much of life appears to be at odds with our calling. How shall we find water amid aridity, respect amid anxiety? Life seems to be c... read more..
Chevy Geo Storm
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16677

Chevy Geo Storm

Next year's Geo Storm model is a little underpowered. ... read more..
Funny Newspaper Clips
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13429

Funny Newspaper Clips

A Few Funny Clips from Newspapers. ... read more..
Graduation Speech Notes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9697

Graduation Speech Notes

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech.  He began by reading from his prepared text.  "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he t... read more..
Good Lenten Morning 3-18-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1966
2 min read

Good Lenten Morning 3-18-11

GOOD MORNING,  TODAY IS MARCH 18, 2011 "This was why the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because not only was He breaking the Sabbath, but He was even calling God His own Father, making H... read more..
Governor Jessie Ventura
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7715

Governor Jessie Ventura

Former Minnesota governor, Jessie Ventura, had too much influence. ... read more..
Your Turn To Be Funny 1
Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
8316
Living to 104
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4291

Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..
Complaint Button
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13268

Complaint Button

Your comments are important to us. ... read more..
Piggy Bank Gas Savings
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12982

Piggy Bank Gas Savings

I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..
Donut Safe
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15829

Donut Safe

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..
Carried Away Shopping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3994

Carried Away Shopping

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..
Stranded on a Desert Island
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4506

Stranded on a Desert Island

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..
Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1784

Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..
Fishing Mirror
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3653

Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..
Japanese Earthquake Pause
Important Site News
Pastor Tim
2537

Japanese Earthquake Pause

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..
I Think Not
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4017

I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..
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