2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Room

First the story behind the story "The Room." Seventeen-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told hi... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Concert Lights

My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music. They recently got front-row tickets to attend a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert in our town. When they returned hom... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1210

"The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker."- Helen Keller read more..

06 Nov

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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God Thinks Of You

God thinks of you more than you can ever imagine or count. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

06 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from October 9, 16, and 23.www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/servicesww... read more..

05 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Head Turner

Here's a really cool optical illusion that is a real head turner. Look at this picture of the guy looking at you and then begin to move away from the screen. You should notice something pr... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Trapeze Artist

I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.... read more..

Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

05 Nov

God's Penman

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Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife. I had been away for so long I h... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Polar Bear Envy

Someone's a little jealous of all the attention the elephants get. ... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Babysitting Triplets

It was clear that Jenny had little experience babysitting triplets. ... read more..

05 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Fixing Bicycles

I love stories. One of my favorites is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied ... read more..

05 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0756

"It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life which enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month." read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Penguin Zoo

Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was driving in town one day with the penguin sitting on the front seat next to him. A policeman noticed the pengu... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Sermons

Even the church nursery was no place to escape Pastor Tim's Sermons. ... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Pistol Mailbox

Nobody steals mail from Fred's new mailbox. ... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here? That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..

05 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now. To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

04 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Keeper of The Spring

Keeper of the Spring The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a ... read more..

04 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

04 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..