Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3506 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1404

Money Can Be Good For You

The money you make can be good or bad for you.  Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3948

New Friend Sincerity

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9347

No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4020

Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9425

Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14893

Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3310

Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12416

A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3384

Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8677

Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3530

Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13596

Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3695

Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
22560

Ladder Truck Safety

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8750

Work to Rule Signs

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14189

Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3471

Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12218

Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18228

Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13727

Police Commandeer Vehicle

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
27318

This Town is so Small...

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2102

Good Lenten Morning 3-23-11

" When the Christ appears, no one will know where He comes from" (John 7:27b). Some of the Jerusalem folks think Jesus is paranoid. Others won't even consider whether He might be the promised Messiah read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11700

Baby Shave

Little Kenny wanted to look his best for the first day of daycare. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
9688

Cat Slippers

Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
11897

Cat Surprise

Sherry's cat never expected the big surprise was a puppy. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
8918

Cat Christmas Angel

Angels announced the good news; Gizmo was ready to enforce it. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org byLisa's Cat Lover's Pages ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
9295

Kitten Puppy Skunk

Benny thought he'd try a trick he saw on the nature channel. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6731

Puppy Skunk

Benny thought he'd try a trick he saw on the nature channel. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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