2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3390

13 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1527

Let the King of Glory In!

Don't let anything keep or block you from opening the doors of your life wide to let Jesus in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3568

Dog Barking Payback

A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours. The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've ha... read more..

12 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11130

Valentine's Back

Hopefully this is not your Valentine's back when Valentines is back. ... read more..

12 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3625

What Do I Do if I Catch My Tail?

I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items than checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who ... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3920

In the Fitting Room

My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful." A woman in the next ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3142

Insurance Check and Double Take

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on ... read more..

10 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12641

Forget Groundhog Day

Forget Groundhog Day - How about "The Day of the Groundhog!" // read more..

10 Feb

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

15838

Bad Day Convertible

Bad Day For a Convertible ... read more..

10 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8718

Here Comes Trouble Baby

Thanks for the Warning. ... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3321

Address Change

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and sa... read more..

08 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7712

Bull Fighter Training School

Bull Fighting Training School read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3292

Bloopers in the Media

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."- Alan Minter, Box read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8065

Ambulance Service Cutbacks

Cutbacks in the Ambulance Department have slowed response times. ... read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7910

Meet Our Son, Dustin

Meet Our Son, Dust'n. ... read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7659

Military Inspection Contact Lens

Gord! Not now. We'll find your contact lens after inspection. ... read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7172

Driver's Test Intersection of Death!

The Driver's Test Intersection of Death! ... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3223

Jeep Stuck

During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the... read more..

05 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8525

Cubicle Friends

The company's new "Cubicle Friends" program was not the morale booster they hoped for. read more..

05 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4388

Please, Don't Call Me "Sweetie"

The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3188

Dangerous Criminal

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3292

Pilot, Let's Go!

With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.Arr... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3532

New Number

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr.Morgan. The woman who answered explained that ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3588

Basic Training

For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one soldier in particular was not getting the hang of it when on guard duty, he cried out, "Halt! Don't shoot, or I'l... read more..

31 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11714

Count to 1000

Why Moms sometimes count to 1000. ... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3476

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert. Novice User - Someone who is afraid that simply pressing a key might break a computer. Intermediate User - Someone who do... read more..

31 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1755

Parenting Pep-Talk

When your teenagers are making decisions that disappoint you and grip your heart with fear, you need to listen to this parenting pep talk from the book of Proverbs. Listen Online: {audio}podc... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10451

Yosemite Bears

A married couple was vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp... read more..