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Hopefully this is not your Valentine's back when Valentines is back. ... read more..

I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items than checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who ... read more..

My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful." A woman in the next ... read more..

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on ... read more..

Forget Groundhog Day - How about "The Day of the Groundhog!" // read more..

Bad Day For a Convertible ... read more..

Thanks for the Warning. ... read more..

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and sa... read more..

Bull Fighting Training School read more..

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."- Alan Minter, Box read more..

Cutbacks in the Ambulance Department have slowed response times. ... read more..

Meet Our Son, Dust'n. ... read more..

Gord! Not now. We'll find your contact lens after inspection. ... read more..

The Driver's Test Intersection of Death! ... read more..

During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the... read more..

The company's new "Cubicle Friends" program was not the morale booster they hoped for. read more..

The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.... read more..

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked... read more..

With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.Arr... read more..

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr.Morgan. The woman who answered explained that ... read more..

For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one soldier in particular was not getting the hang of it when on guard duty, he cried out, "Halt!  Don't shoot, or I'l... read more..

Why Moms sometimes count to 1000. ... read more..

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert. Novice User - Someone who is afraid that simply pressing a key might break a computer. Intermediate User - Someone who do... read more..

When your teenagers are making decisions that disappoint you and grip your heart with fear, you need to listen to this parenting pep talk from the book of Proverbs. Listen Online: {audio}podc... read more..

A married couple was vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp... read more..

Man's best friend - not best helper. ... read more..

The man featured in this video is a wonderful example of character and faithfulness to men everywhere.   ... read more..

This video just goes to prove that it's pretty much impossible to keep a squirrel from getting your nuts.   ... read more..

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy an... read more..

I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is all aroundOn chairs, on mats in little mounds. I sweep the floor,You shed some more. I wash the rugAnd you just s... read more..