2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3420

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3323

Restaurant Rating

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy an... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3639

Ode to a Shedding Cat

I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is all aroundOn chairs, on mats in little mounds. I sweep the floor,You shed some more. I wash the rugAnd you just s... read more..

27 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8474

Turkey Goes Postal

With the increases in stamp charges and the decrease in postal service, I think we are going to see more and more of this. Fortunately for mailmen, there are no elephants in North America. ... read more..

26 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3339

An American Idol I'm Not

Nobody needs to tell me I cannot sing, although I have many fine friends who forward this information to me on a regular basis. It is as though there was a friend-wide conspiracy trying to convince me... read more..

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3345

Corporate Change

When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post ... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3328

Shaving Comeback

I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was in a shop once, and an obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving him a shave. The new ... read more..

24 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8059

Flu Spread

And that's how the Flu spreads. ... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4206

Young Love

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3587

Baggage Problem

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly othe... read more..

23 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1471

Ask For Wisdom

If you want to know what to do, ask for wisdom and God will give it to you. If you are just collecting opinions so you can choose what you want to do, you should probably rethink your expectatio... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3438

Passing Notes

An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scr... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9040

Winter Irony

Winter Irony ... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3639

Late Superbowl Picture

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

21 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8115

Old School

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3893

Dress Code for Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9832

Duct Tape Car Move

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3703

Driver's License Examiners

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..

19 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10705

Cat Bird Cage Fight

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3437

New Number Request

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4106

Baby Red Pandas

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! ... read more..

17 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8951

Sunroof - Snowroof

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3369

Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3675

Barbecue Forks

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

16 Jan

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1593

Openly Following

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3719

Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..

15 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11572

Board Meetings

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..

15 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3474

Okay, Enough With the Cold Already

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..

14 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10284

Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3273

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..

13 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11350

Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..