2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #540

22 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Message From a Mom to Her Child

Message From A Mom To Her Child: I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. ... read more..

22 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1198

"Pick your friends, but not to pieces." read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0745

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"... read more..

22 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Marriage Names

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopr... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Elephant Out of Africa

"Why did I ever leave Africa?" read more..

22 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sleeping Deer Hunter

Ben's nap came at quite a deer price. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Puking Pumpkin

Are you sick of that holiday at the end of October too? (Which shall not be named to try to avoid their Google ads.) ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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School Bus Dragster

The school zone speed limit in Thurston County is 175 MPH. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Assume Nothing Cemetery

Assume nothing at Assumption Cemetary. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Jenga Game

It's your turn - loser. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bring Your Kids Fighter Jets

Bring your kid to work day is pretty wild in the military. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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The Human Fridge Magnet

Dad, it drew me like a magnet! read more..

22 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Motorcycles Use Extreme Caution

Do you think? ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Llama Golf Caddy

As seen at the Jack Hanna invitational golf tournament. ... read more..

22 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 22, 2011

Today's latest entry in the FunBlog is "Russian Road Surprise" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/russian-road-surprise Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

21 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Russian Road Surprise

Russia continues to be a land of mystery and surprise for many people. ... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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New Employee Orientation

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a high-tech company. During the welcoming ceremony, the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the ca... read more..

21 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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This Is Good

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remark... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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New Clinic

Two chiropractors have formed a partnership to open a new clinic. It's a joint venture.(Ron Arends) ... read more..

21 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0744

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?" read more..

21 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1197

"A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor." read more..

21 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby in Hamburger Costume

It was clear that little Lee suffered from a classic edible complex. ... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Useless Invention #6

Useless Invention #6 ... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Zebra In Love

How you can tell if a zebra is in love. ... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Oil Change without a Jack

You know, Juan, there are easier ways to jack your car up for an oil change. ... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Date Me Sandwich Board

Online dating sites just weren't for Ted. ... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Giant Cheerleader

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. ... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cemented Police Car Promotion

Officer Jane had pretty much cemented her chances of getting that promotion. ... read more..

21 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 21, 2011

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing video of really neat painting method. Big or small, you'll enjoy "Tall Painting by Holton Rower" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/tall-painting-by-holton-row... read more..